He does my morning piss ritual.
I lower you from this building
Going to the toilet instantly
No need to think.
Think about this
I try not to.
Luck not needed to apply.
In this spirit of this thread I wish to nominate a mascot.
Have a break, have a...
Copyright be damned...
Once upon a time, I had a friend who wanted to make it in soccer. I told him to break a leg...
and chewing on things like power and headphone cables
Dunno, thought I saw part of the cat go through the mirror....
...sometimes I envy them.