The Lineage of the Schiit family...
Jack Schiit is the only son of Awe Schiit who married O. Schiit, the owner of Knee Deep in Schiit Inc.
Jack Schiit married Noe Schiit. The deeply religious couple had six children: Holly Schiit, Giva Schiit, Fulla Schiit, Buell Schiit, and the twins Deep Schiit and Dip Schiit.
Deep Schiit married Dumb Schiit, a high school dropout.
After 15 years, Jack and Noe Schiit got divorced. Noe married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Schiit Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schiit married Loda Schiit and had a rather nervous deposition named Chicken Schiit.
Fulla Schiit and Giva Schiit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Schiit-Happens wedding.
Bull Schiit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Schiit.
Now you can no longer say, you don't know Jack Schiit.