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post #1 of 18
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Free to a Good Home:
Please take my Senn HD 280 Pro... Please!

Will Ship To: ConUS

Ever look at your current headphones and think, "Man, these are just too good for me?" Have a morbid curiosity to experience pain and suffering? Do you generally lack feelings or consider yourself a bad person? Well then I have a gift for you and it comes in the form of the Sennheiser HD 280 Pro.

Yes, my friends, you have the opportunity to own the worst headphones ever created. I use the term "own" loosely because they really end up owning you. From the moment you put them on, the extreme vise-like clamping pressure will immediately have you bleeding from your nose, throwing up your gordita, and peeing from your butt.

Made it pass that welcoming introduction and found the will power to attempt to run music through it? Then you'll be treated to the most muffled, cloudy, bloated "sound" on this side of purgatory. Depression will hit you like a freight train and you'll be reaching for a crowbar trying to pry this can off your head before the neurotoxin-like signature attacks what remains of your body. Ultimately, you'll fail at this due to not anticipating the need for a halligan bar by your side.

After waking up several days later from the coma your body was forced to induce, you'll be compelled to retrace your steps on how you got to this low point in your life. Where did you go wrong? What future might you have had if you'd just made better decisions? At this point is where you'll decide it's best if you rid the world of these awful cans. Here's the problem. I've made numerous attempts to destroy the HD 280 and failed every time. It's as if Lucifer himself forged it from the strongest stone in hell and pooped it into our world as a cruel cruel joke.

Now I know at this point you're contemplating how much you'd pay for this demon seed. My answer to that is, "Please do me a solid and take these off my hands immediately for nothing but the cost of shipping," which I anticipate being no more than $15.

I wouldn't wish this experience on any good friend of mine which is why I hope it goes to a horrible enemy. The only thing I ask is after you go through this experience with them, if you decide they are not for you, send them off on a viking funeral or some other creative way to end them and record it for all the world to see.

I would take pictures of them, but the HD 280 has Medusa-like powers in that I can't point anything at it without turning it into stone.

Good luck to us all...
Edited by roguegeek - 6/21/13 at 1:07am
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post #2 of 18

Send them to me.............

 

Will not pay shipping....

post #3 of 18

I'd like to join the running for said enemy.

post #4 of 18

Whoa! for a second there, I thought you were talking about my old Beyer T50p!evil_smiley.gif

 

Make sure to mark them as FRAGILE when you ship them. Mail carriers love to be EXTRA gentle with our precious cargo marked this way.tongue.gif


Edited by wormsdriver - 6/21/13 at 4:45am
post #5 of 18

I would like them.
Would you consider sending them to me?

Thanks.

post #6 of 18
HA!! Are they really that bad?? Throw them in a box and ship them through the post office, shipping will be less than $10 probably closer to $6. Why not make a video with dramatic music and slow motion and take a hammer to them send them back to which they came?


Thanks,


D
post #7 of 18
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Send them to me.............

 

Will not pay shipping....


You are wise beyond your years. I would only want these if they were given to me AND I was being paid to take them. Unfortunately, shipping costs are a reality. $15 is being conservative. If it ends up being $6, then that's all you'll pay for them.

post #8 of 18
Just a great pleasure to read. LOL
post #9 of 18
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Transaction pending. May jebus have mercy on their soul...

post #10 of 18
This is friggin epic... Whoever gets these when ur done with them let me know... I like it when it hurts LOL
post #11 of 18
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Originally Posted by kvtaco17 View Post

This is friggin epic... Whoever gets these when ur done with them let me know... I like it when it hurts LOL

masochist

post #12 of 18

lol so?

post #13 of 18

I just gave away a pair to a doctor yesterday.

post #14 of 18
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I just gave away a pair to a doctor yesterday.

 

Thanks a lot Doc. Here! I'd like to give you these wonderful headphones...very_evil_smiley.gif

post #15 of 18

I feel your pain, I ended up giving my pair away for free as well. The person who has them now actually thinks they are an incredible pair of headphones. Oh so naive... tongue.gif

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