ATTENTION AUDIOPHILES! Have you been interested in trying a Schiit product, but afraid that your friends will laugh at you for liking something so inexpensive? I am please to announce that I can offer the Schiit Plus service for you. Add $2500 to the cost of any Schiit product and I will order it for you, repackage it in a plain brown wrapper and ship it to you with a much higher invoice cost. Heck, since I work in a lab with liquid nitrogen available, I'll even CRYO TREAT the power cabnle for you, aligning all the audio crystals for sonic goodness, or whatever that's supposed to do.
So act now. PM me for more details. :)
Sign me up! :P