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I just laughed so hard I almost lost it! look, I imagine it is tight under there but I would not know anything about that smily_headphones1.gif
post #977 of 1328
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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post

What's more awkward than buying condoms?

Bumping into your gf's dad at the checkout.

Or buying condoms, bringing them to your girlfriends place and your girlfriend tells you, no, I'm saving that for marriage.
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Or buying condoms, bringing them to your girlfriends place and your girlfriend tells you, no, I'm saving that for marriage.

 

"Now what am I supposed to do with all these party balloons?"

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For mic?
post #980 of 1328
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"Now what am I supposed to do with all these party balloons?"

Hmmmmm, maybe I should have used them as party balloons or water balloons!

Eventually I just threw them out, one of those moments of your own private hell of humiliation and embarrassment! rolleyes.gif

Another story:
When I was in University and we were in residence, my friend bought some condoms, he kept them hidden away in his sock drawer, but one time a few of the guys saw them, I think he had accidentally left them out when he was putting away his laundry!
After that, his nickname was "The Sheik Of Condom"!
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It's only embarrassing if the box is past its expiry date.

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It's only embarrassing if the box is past its expiry date.

We went out for over two years, after a while I got sick of looking at a package of 12 unopened condoms.
So I threw them out! redface.gif
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When I was younger I once took a girl to the zoo. I was a little buzzed and just trying to be brave or interesting so I hopped over the fence for the elephant habitat and made my way through a little wall of bamboo. Very dumb for sure. Crazy the stuff we do around other people sometimes.  Anyways I approached the close fence where the elephant was watching me the whole time. The elephant seemed peaceful enough until I got right a little too close. He lifted his trunk, spread his ears straight out, and let out this terrifying sound that sent me screaming like a little girl. Makes me cringe a little to think about what a pathetic scene I was trying to put on. Funny thing is I recorded it on my digital camera which she was able to watch to my embarrassment repeatedly.  Lucky he didn't grab me and use me as his personal hammer and do a tap dance on my head.  

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Usually when a guy trieds to impress a girl with an elephant, the story goes much differently, lol.

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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post
 

Usually when a guy trieds to impress a girl with an elephant, the story goes much differently, lol.

+1 LOL

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Originally Posted by deuce4 View Post
 

When I was younger I once took a girl to the zoo. I was a little buzzed and just trying to be brave or interesting so I hopped over the fence for the elephant habitat and made my way through a little wall of bamboo. Very dumb for sure. Crazy the stuff we do around other people sometimes.  Anyways I approached the close fence where the elephant was watching me the whole time. The elephant seemed peaceful enough until I got right a little too close. He lifted his trunk, spread his ears straight out, and let out this terrifying sound that sent me screaming like a little girl. Makes me cringe a little to think about what a pathetic scene I was trying to put on. Funny thing is I recorded it on my digital camera which she was able to watch to my embarrassment repeatedly.  Lucky he didn't grab me and use me as his personal hammer and do a tap dance on my head.  

I take it that it's not been long enough for it to be a funny story?

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Originally Posted by kookoo View Post
 

I take it that it's not been long enough for it to be a funny story?

 

I see what you did there...

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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post
 

 

I see what you did there...

:tongue_smile:

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if y'all want to hear something pretty funny along this theme. go to youtube and listen to "the girl tried to kill me" by ice t. I warn you I can't even post it here.

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Originally Posted by Chris J View Post


We went out for over two years, after a while I got sick of looking at a package of 12 unopened condoms.
So I threw them out! redface.gif


Buying a 12-pack:  That a real sign of confidence.   :wink_face:

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