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post #796 of 1393
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Ah but what headphones is the doll wearing?

post #797 of 1393
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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post
 

Ah but what headphones is the doll wearing?

 

- And is listening to , binaural beats ?

 

- Shirley, something artificial ...

 

// Don't call Beaver Shirley nor artificial  ;')   

post #798 of 1393

So is everyone happy with their relationships now because I can't buy that.

post #799 of 1393

All my relationships recently have been with headphones, cheese, and Bach, and so far things have been excellent. That's the secret. Avoid humans. Listen to gear*. Bloviate on Head-Fi. Eat cheese.

 

I pass this life advice on free of charge, but don't complain to me if, by following it, you find yourself without gentle company and sitting alone amidst a pile of audio equipment at the tender young age of 35. When Virgin isn't just a record label to you....

 

*Not music

post #800 of 1393
Thread Starter 

Having bad dates would require getting a date in the first place...

post #801 of 1393

I had a dream the other day that I went on a date with a blonde girl at the beach. She seemed comfortable with me, but since it was just a dream I can only say: "I wish." :( 

post #802 of 1393

Ahh. Dates. Haven't been on one of those in a while. Or gone out. Or anything really.

post #803 of 1393

My dream is to someday meet a lovely, intelligent, brown-haired girl with a wonderful personality and a bit of extra meat on her bones. Well, I've actually met several of these, but the sparks never seem to fly. Indeed, join me in the Friend Zone™--we have cookies, and of course I'll share them because, you know, I'm such a nice guy. I get told how nice a guy I am constantly. Pity most of the lovely ladies my age seem to be attracted to not-nice guys.

 

Oh, well. I always look on the bright side. Someday, one of them will say yes. And then, perhaps a year after that, I'll have something to write about in this thread! :D

post #804 of 1393

It'll never happen. Hopefully I've saved you from an otherwise futile wait.

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Edited by miceblue - 10/20/13 at 5:07pm
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post #807 of 1393
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Originally Posted by Tangster View Post
 

It looks like ignore her wins.

post #808 of 1393
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Well I think the logic behind this is that if you ignore her then she will actually appreciate her time with you more. Like if you are always there, then shell never have time to contemplate what time without you feels like, but if you are ambivalent towards her in that you only speak to her from time to time but make those times really special, it gives her a reason to chase after you in those times that you are "ignoring her," thus increasing attraction.

post #809 of 1393

I think it's more that if you ignore her, it comes across as confident, and it also presents a project. How can I get him to notice me? If you're constantly doing all those other things on the chart (incidentally, the things that they all say they want in a man, which is clearly BS), I guess you come across as too desperate, or too much of a "friend."

 

I find I do much better with women when I'm half asleep. I suppose this makes me look disinterested, or at least slows me down a bit so I don't look too eager. I also seem to be funnier when I'm in this state. I've made quite a few people laugh hysterically by pointing out banal things in a dryly sarcastic way.

post #810 of 1393
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Originally Posted by Argyris View Post
 

I think it's more that if you ignore her, it comes across as confident, and it also presents a project. How can I get him to notice me? If you're constantly doing all those other things on the chart (incidentally, the things that they all say they want in a man, which is clearly BS), I guess you come across as too desperate, or too much of a "friend."

 

I find I do much better with women when I'm half asleep. I suppose this makes me look disinterested, or at least slows me down a bit so I don't look too eager. I also seem to be funnier when I'm in this state. I've made quite a few people laugh hysterically by pointing out banal things in a dryly sarcastic way.

LOL yea its funny but the people who I see doing the best with women seem to have this cocky, ignorant air about them that isnt completely selfless but kinda self centered too. This makes htem hard to reach and they dont seem to get involved in peoples affairs easily - they stay aloof and thus "hard to reach."

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