He never got around to using them all up....a box full of unfulfilled dreams.
What he really should've done was toss them a stack of prenup forms instead.
Just-In-Beaver blow-up doll with a box of rubbers , Amazon Gift Wrapped, shipped !
- Worst blind date story , EVER ;')
/// LOL reading the Amazon 18 customer reviews
Perfect holiday going away gift, for an ex (formally worst date story) ;')
This one time I hooked up with a bridesmaid at a friend's wedding. Well, not really hooked up. We flirted, snuck a kiss or two, I played with her boobs, etc. She thought I was gay.
Did she think you were gay before or after the fondling?
Well, it was the day before. Very casual, backyard wedding by the ocean, just family and a few close friends. A bunch of us had flown or driven in, and we were all staying overnight at the parent's house scattered across the various rooms, couches, etc. The girl in question and I were quite cuddly for most of the weekend. *shrug*
Right, I mean, 6,12 O.K. , but by the 14th truthful review , I can only see a true Belieber having great hopes that all the other user experiences were somehow biased, to give it a shot hoping for a different outcome ... #18 : "Not at all what he was expecting" , LMAO ROF !
Yet, somehow isn't it perfectly fitting having bought the hype , marketing sensational lies and packaging only to have regrets after giving air to blow the squeaky, thin skinned little doll up to then feel ripped off for $12 due to nonperformance ...
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Flashback , at the age of 12 I sent away for "Your Very Own 7 Foot Monster" advertised in the back of a comic book (for $2.99 in 1965),
and I can remember being so disappointed it was actually a glossy color 7' poster ( beat myself up over that one for being a stupid kid ) ...
/// Worst date expectations not met story with a moral to be learnt