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post #781 of 1393

He never got around to using them all up....a box full of unfulfilled dreams.

 

What he really should've done was toss them a stack of prenup forms instead.

post #782 of 1393

Just-In-Beaver blow-up doll with a box of rubbers , Amazon Gift Wrapped, shipped !

 

- Worst blind date story , EVER ;') 

 

 

/// LOL reading the Amazon 18 customer reviews  

post #783 of 1393
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Originally Posted by Hi-Finthen View Post
 

Just-In-Beaver blow-up doll with a box of rubbers , Amazon Gift Wrapped, shipped !

 

- Worst blind date story , EVER ;') 

 

 

/// LOL reading the Amazon 18 customer reviews  

 

oh!!!! creepy. 

post #784 of 1393
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Originally Posted by Hi-Finthen View Post
 

Just-In-Beaver blow-up doll with a box of rubbers , Amazon Gift Wrapped, shipped !

 

- Worst blind date story , EVER ;') 

 

 

/// LOL reading the Amazon 18 customer reviews  

 

 

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Originally Posted by wrathzombie View Post
 

 

oh!!!! creepy. 

 

Perfect holiday going away gift, for an ex (formally worst date story) ;')

post #785 of 1393

I had tears streaming down my face reading the reviews on Amazon re: the Justin-In-Beaver doll.  LOL 

post #786 of 1393
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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post
 

Wow, I... I...

 

 

I'd hate to be the guy who's job it is to clean up afterwards...

 

Haha thats just what i was thinking :)

post #787 of 1393
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Originally Posted by gikigill View Post

I'll go with the pure evil theory. No woman kisses/makes out and then assumes you're gay.

 

This one time I hooked up with a bridesmaid at a friend's wedding. Well, not really hooked up. We flirted, snuck a kiss or two, I played with her boobs, etc. She thought I was gay.

post #788 of 1393
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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post
 

 

This one time I hooked up with a bridesmaid at a friend's wedding. Well, not really hooked up. We flirted, snuck a kiss or two, I played with her boobs, etc. She thought I was gay.

 

Did she think you were gay before or after the fondling?

post #789 of 1393
Thread Starter 

She thought I was gay the whole time. I guess gay men are allowed to get away with that sort of thing?

post #790 of 1393

Lolwut? That's a pretty....unconventional thing to do at a wedding. :blink:

post #791 of 1393
Thread Starter 

Well, it was the day before. Very casual, backyard wedding by the ocean, just family and a few close friends. A bunch of us had flown or driven in, and we were all staying overnight at the parent's house scattered across the various rooms, couches, etc. The girl in question and I were quite cuddly for most of the weekend. *shrug*

post #792 of 1393
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Originally Posted by miceblue View Post

Lolwut? That's a pretty....unconventional thing to do at a wedding. blink.gif

If pop culture is to be believed, that's pretty much the bridesmaid's other job at the wedding.
post #793 of 1393
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Originally Posted by miceblue View Post

Lolwut? That's a pretty....unconventional thing to do at a wedding. blink.gif

Clearly, you never saw The Wedding Crashers
post #794 of 1393
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Originally Posted by billybob_jcv View Post


Clearly, you never saw The Wedding Crashers

 

That was the first time I ever saw Isla Fisher.....damn she's hot.....lol. Too bad for me she's married to Borat. :( 

post #795 of 1393
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Originally Posted by RUMAY408 View Post
 

I had tears streaming down my face reading the reviews on Amazon re: the Justin-In-Beaver doll.  LOL 

 

Right, I mean, 6,12 O.K. , but by the 14th truthful review , I can only see a true Belieber having great hopes that all the other user experiences were somehow biased, to give it a shot hoping for a different outcome ... #18 : "Not at all what he was expecting" , LMAO ROF !

 

Yet, somehow isn't it perfectly fitting having bought the hype , marketing sensational lies and packaging only to have regrets after giving air to blow the squeaky, thin skinned little doll up to then feel ripped off for  $12  :blink:  due to nonperformance ...

 

Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)

 

      Flashback , at the age of 12 I sent away for "Your Very Own 7 Foot Monster" advertised in the back of a comic book (for $2.99 in 1965),

and I can remember being so disappointed it was actually a glossy color 7' poster :mad: ( beat myself up over that one for being a stupid kid ) ...

 

/// Worst date expectations not met story with a moral to be learnt :popcorn:

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