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post #781 of 1328

I'm sorry let's go back to the dates and nuts.

 

Spill your guts, win a golden date....

The dates on here make these dates pale in comparison...

post #782 of 1328
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Funny barely-a-story from a buddy of mine about his version of "the talk" from his parents. He's in university and his girlfriend is over at his place; they're in his room studying (yes, actually studying). His dad knocks on the door, walks in without a word, tosses them a box of condoms, and leaves without a word.

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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post
 

Funny barely-a-story from a buddy of mine about his version of "the talk" from his parents. He's in university and his girlfriend is over at his place; they're in his room studying (yes, actually studying). His dad knocks on the door, walks in without a word, tosses them a box of condoms, and leaves without a word.

Which of course begs the question. What's pop doing with a box of condoms?

post #784 of 1328

He never got around to using them all up....a box full of unfulfilled dreams.

 

What he really should've done was toss them a stack of prenup forms instead.

post #785 of 1328

Just-In-Beaver blow-up doll with a box of rubbers , Amazon Gift Wrapped, shipped !

 

- Worst blind date story , EVER ;') 

 

 

/// LOL reading the Amazon 18 customer reviews  

post #786 of 1328
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Originally Posted by Hi-Finthen View Post
 

Just-In-Beaver blow-up doll with a box of rubbers , Amazon Gift Wrapped, shipped !

 

- Worst blind date story , EVER ;') 

 

 

/// LOL reading the Amazon 18 customer reviews  

 

oh!!!! creepy. 

post #787 of 1328
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Originally Posted by Hi-Finthen View Post
 

Just-In-Beaver blow-up doll with a box of rubbers , Amazon Gift Wrapped, shipped !

 

- Worst blind date story , EVER ;') 

 

 

/// LOL reading the Amazon 18 customer reviews  

 

 

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oh!!!! creepy. 

 

Perfect holiday going away gift, for an ex (formally worst date story) ;')

post #788 of 1328

I had tears streaming down my face reading the reviews on Amazon re: the Justin-In-Beaver doll.  LOL 

post #789 of 1328
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Wow, I... I...

 

 

I'd hate to be the guy who's job it is to clean up afterwards...

 

Haha thats just what i was thinking :)

post #790 of 1328
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I'll go with the pure evil theory. No woman kisses/makes out and then assumes you're gay.

 

This one time I hooked up with a bridesmaid at a friend's wedding. Well, not really hooked up. We flirted, snuck a kiss or two, I played with her boobs, etc. She thought I was gay.

post #791 of 1328
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This one time I hooked up with a bridesmaid at a friend's wedding. Well, not really hooked up. We flirted, snuck a kiss or two, I played with her boobs, etc. She thought I was gay.

 

Did she think you were gay before or after the fondling?

post #792 of 1328
Thread Starter 

She thought I was gay the whole time. I guess gay men are allowed to get away with that sort of thing?

post #793 of 1328

Lolwut? That's a pretty....unconventional thing to do at a wedding. :blink:

post #794 of 1328
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Well, it was the day before. Very casual, backyard wedding by the ocean, just family and a few close friends. A bunch of us had flown or driven in, and we were all staying overnight at the parent's house scattered across the various rooms, couches, etc. The girl in question and I were quite cuddly for most of the weekend. *shrug*

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Lolwut? That's a pretty....unconventional thing to do at a wedding. blink.gif

If pop culture is to be believed, that's pretty much the bridesmaid's other job at the wedding.
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