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Maybe they clean themselves? But these are just dolls, not robots, right? So they can't move. Some sexual experience :rolleyes:

post #767 of 1336
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Originally Posted by blueangel2323 View Post
 

Maybe they clean themselves? But these are just dolls, not robots, right? So they can't move. Some sexual experience :rolleyes:

 

Maybe the orifices vibrate? Or perhaps the dolls play back pre-recorded dirty talk.....lol.

post #768 of 1336

Only necrophiliacs love the way they just, coldly lay there without complaint ! :o 

 

- The sales pitch:

 


2)A decoration or an artwork at home.
It has a real beautiful face,fine makeup,changeable blonde wig,hot body,and fashionable clothes.

The applicable objects :

1.Men and women are different, often cause physiological condition at different times, female orgasm as sex huan huan prelude or sexual love is boundless love after party of auxiliary appliance, sex lives in perfect harmony, as synchronous,

2.Both husband and wife separated, the sexual function of men, aged men and the weakening of long-term life erratic hindrance

3.Long-term single men, modernist socialism, and do not want to live alone and heterosexual happen casually relationship

4.Man sex apathy, lack or sexual orgasm, sexual function is too intense, etc

5.Fear of AIDS, venereal disease, dyed sexual impulse control ability weak, recommended as a precaution

6.Have such male sexual impotence premature ejaculation, disabled

7.Adjust incretion, from the source solution for endocrine flocculant caused chaos, facial skin bright knot, after use radiant, beauty of windfall 


Edited by Hi-Finthen - 10/4/13 at 1:35pm
post #769 of 1336
Did Don Draper have a hand in writing that?
post #770 of 1336
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Originally Posted by eke2k6 View Post

Did Don Draper have a hand in writing that?

Why are we talking about Don Draper's hand in this context? tongue.gif
post #771 of 1336

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post #772 of 1336

I see a real chance for someone to get rich in the good ole USA. Maybe an investment opportunity. A doll brothel.

 

No STD's, no angry phone calls, no headaches, and no worst dates.

 

Why not just buy one?  I wonder if my wife would mind?  I probably won't ask her. It could be kinda hard to explain if she found that in my closet.  

 

Maybe I'll just run down to the brothel.

Originally Posted by Hi-Finthen View Post
 


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post #773 of 1336

Yea, tell the good woman you just want to spice up your marriage without cheating by three waying with a nice doll and her.

 

// Can't wait to read this worst date story ... :p  lol

post #774 of 1336
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Originally Posted by Hi-Finthen View Post
 

Yea, tell the good woman you just want to spice up your marriage without cheating by three waying with a nice doll and her.

 

// Can't wait to read this worst date story ... :p  lol

 

I might end up starting The Divorce Thread.

post #775 of 1336
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I might end up starting The Divorce Thread.

 

Thanks for playing along as I reach for a laugh ...

 

Talk about a mail order bride .

post #776 of 1336

The fangirls and the fancats are ecstatic. They've been lusting for years now...

 

Hopefully they don't screw up the order and send something like this instead.

post #777 of 1336
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The fangirls and the fancats are ecstatic. They've been lusting for years now...

 

Hopefully they don't screw up the order and send something like this instead.

I wonder how much the beeb gets for each of those dolls? Or did Ricky Martin just take a mold off him while he was sleeping?

post #778 of 1336

No need for molds. His emasculating talents overflows each and every night, chrysalises, and the maid cleans up the shed remains before he wakes up. Usually it's for stem cell research, sometimes they smother it on articles of clothing to sell as fan memorabilia, other times they run out of space and usefulness, and people like Ricky Martin manage to pick them up while dumpster-diving.

 

Starting to sound like an Alien sequel now. Wait they've already done that?

post #779 of 1336
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Originally Posted by TwinQY View Post
 

No need for molds. His emasculating talents overflows each and every night, chrysalises, and the maid cleans up the shed remains before he wakes up. Usually it's for stem cell research, sometimes they smother it on articles of clothing to sell as fan memorabilia, other times they run out of space and usefulness, and people like Ricky Martin manage to pick them up while dumpster-diving.

 

Starting to sound like an Alien sequel now. Wait they've already done that?

Prequel is the new black. Or did you miss Prometheus? Bieber was built by aliens as a male geisha, but it went wrong, horribly wrong!

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You guys are scaring me a little... :blink:

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