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I like this thread.

 

So...what's your story? wink_face.gif

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Thank you everyone, after the engagement my brain literally went into headphone survival mode. Never did that while dating her.

 

Pretty sire she knows that about you, but still better safe than sorry.  Just prudence I say.  smile.gif

 

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I got a few stories, but I'm afraid I'd get banned before I can say the word cluster.

 

Be brave!  But know that Currawong IS watching.  wink.gif  Hey, maybe this will be a good chance to work on your euphemism creation skills!

 

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I have been hoarding hi end stuff, not flagships but close enough and I am tying the knot in October ;-)

 

Big Headphone rummage sale in November.....

 

LOL, unfortunately for me, all the way in Oz.  Maybe I can have a_rec stake some claims for me.

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Pretty sire she knows that about you, but still better safe than sorry.  Just prudence I say.  smile.gif

 

 

Be brave!  But know that Currawong IS watching.  wink.gif  Hey, maybe this will be a good chance to work on your euphemism creation skills!

 

 

LOL, unfortunately for me, all the way in Oz.  Maybe I can have a_rec stake some claims for me.

He can hold em up to the mike and you can listen vicariously through Skypewink_face.gif

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This is rather an excellent thread indeed!

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LOL, unfortunately for me, all the way in Oz.  Maybe I can have a_rec stake some claims for me.

 

He can hold em up to the mike and you can listen vicariously through Skypewink_face.gif

 

Blasphemer!  eek.gif  biggrin.gif

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Blasphemer!  eek.gif  biggrin.gif


More HiFi Hereticbiggrin.gif The Objective Inquisition is still after meeek.gif

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No one expects the Objective Inquisition!
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No one expects the Objective Inquisition!


I was waiting for that, thanks:)

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This isn't a worst date story, but a hilarious story of fail...

 

A few years ago I was out for a jog. It was super hot out so I was running without a shirt. I spot a girl out walking her dog; she's in booty shorts and a sports bra. We kinda check each other out and smile, so I make my way over and strike up a conversation. It's moderately flirty, with some prodding questions to determine if the other is single or not. So anyhow, all signs are positive... but I chickened out. Even as we parted, I caught her looking my way and I  thought to myself "you idiot, you missed the perfect opportunity".

 

So anyhow, fast forward to next spring and I'm out walking again, and I spot a girl up ahead walking ahead and my mind jumps to that memory from last year. I run up, determined that if it's the same girl I'm not going to drop the opportunity again. She sees me and smiles, it's indeed the same girl! So I approach with just a little bit of adrenaline in me and heart full of hope... "Hi Hazel, how've you been?"

 

And then she gave me this odd look. Yes, you've probably figured out the punchline...

 

Hazel was the dog's name. 

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LOL!
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1000

Lmao, crash and burn. Been there myself Armaegis.

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G44

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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post

This isn't a worst date story, but a hilarious story of fail...

 

A few years ago I was out for a jog. It was super hot out so I was running without a shirt. I spot a girl out walking her dog; she's in booty shorts and a sports bra. We kinda check each other out and smile, so I make my way over and strike up a conversation. It's moderately flirty, with some prodding questions to determine if the other is single or not. So anyhow, all signs are positive... but I chickened out. Even as we parted, I caught her looking my way and I  thought to myself "you idiot, you missed the perfect opportunity".

 

So anyhow, fast forward to next spring and I'm out walking again, and I spot a girl up ahead walking ahead and my mind jumps to that memory from last year. I run up, determined that if it's the same girl I'm not going to drop the opportunity again. She sees me and smiles, it's indeed the same girl! So I approach with just a little bit of adrenaline in me and heart full of hope... "Hi Hazel, how've you been?"

 

And then she gave me this odd look. Yes, you've probably figured out the punchline...

 

Hazel was the dog's name. 


Well was the dog at least, impressed?

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