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post #737 of 1386
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Another fail moment from my younger days... there was one girl in my class that I was crushing on. We'd been chatting a bit, I kinda had my arm around her shoulder a couple times (across the chair, not her shoulder directly), she saw the arm, looked at me, smiled, that kinda thing. Anyhow, it was the end of the day and there were a bunch of people heading out for pizza. I asked if she'd like to ride with me, and she agreed. So anyhow, I'm backing out of the parking lot when she leans back into a stretch and I am utterly distracted by her, err, distractions... and promptly drive into a parking meter. Smooth move right? Anyhow, that's just a tale of stupid.

 

I did eventually get her number and I asked her out. She actually seemed really excited when I did. We set up a date, but then a couple days later she calls to cancel but reschedules. Well that's good right? Her making the rescheduling means she's still interested right? So the date comes around, she no shows, I'm standing around waiting like a chump. I text, no answer. I call, no answer.

 

A couple days later I try texting again, assuming maybe she got called away for some emergency or something. I get this text reply "I'm really sorry I said yes... I didn't mean it".

 

Well wtf. If she didn't mean it why did she reschedule the first time?

 

Turns out she shacked back up with her ex.

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Ouch!

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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post
 

Turns out she shacked back up with her ex.

And for your consolation - a golden date.

Come one come all, pour those stories out...I'm practically giving these dates away. Heck I am giving these dates away.

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Originally Posted by TwinQY View Post
 

Come one come all, pour those stories out...I'm practically giving these dates away. Heck I am giving these dates away.

 

But I already told my heartbreaking tale with Simone...

 

...ah, who the hell am I kidding? The truth is, I've only been on one formal date in my entire life, and it wasn't bad. And the few other times that might be considered dates weren't bad, either. I wish I had a more riveting real-life story to tell. Sadly, I don't, so I had to make do with a tongue in cheek one.

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But I already told my heartbreaking tale with Simone...

 

...ah, who the hell am I kidding? The truth is, I've only been on one formal date in my entire life, and it wasn't bad. And the few other times that might be considered dates weren't bad, either. I wish I had a more riveting real-life story to tell. Sadly, I don't, so I had to make do with a tongue in cheek one.

All is not lost. It's Oktober and some vampire chick is probably eyeing you right now.:veryevil:

 

 

"You oughta know

not to

stand by a window

somebody see you up there"

post #742 of 1386
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But I already told my heartbreaking tale with Simone...

 

...ah, who the hell am I kidding?

Hey hey hey, in your defense, it was a nice effort while it lasted - up until when you got to that date part. That was just....well did you take us as stupid?

 

No golden date for you. Not even a bronze date, mind you.

post #743 of 1386
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Originally Posted by hodgjy View Post
 

Here's some of the lessons I've learned over the years:

 

Avoid girls who:

Have a doll collection in their bedroom

.....so how about if you're a guy with a doll collection in their bedroom? :/

I meant to ask about the reverse situation; "avoid guys who: have a doll collection in their bedroom," but that question seems futile to ask here since y'all are guys. XD


Edited by miceblue - 10/3/13 at 11:48pm
post #744 of 1386
Thread Starter 

There are a couple women here... although they have girl troubles the same as us.

post #745 of 1386
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Originally Posted by miceblue View Post
 

.....so how about if you're a guy with a doll collection in their bedroom? :/

I meant to ask about the reverse situation; "avoid guys who: have a doll collection in their bedroom," but that question seems futile to ask here since y'all are guys. XD

We talkin inflatables here or mechanical:ksc75smile:

post #746 of 1386

I have a set of Super Mario Galaxy blind capsule figures. Do those count as dolls?

post #747 of 1386

Not sure, not sure...

post #748 of 1386
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Originally Posted by Argyris View Post

I have a set of Super Mario Galaxy blind capsule figures. Do those count as dolls?

yes... yes they do. But those r geeky so ur fine
post #749 of 1386
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Originally Posted by Mython View Post

I could very easily go into elaborate detail, but, as I've already said, this is no place to discuss such things in detail.

Therefore, I am going to bite my tongue, in spite of the mass-quoting and sarcastic responses to what I posted.

You, Marleybob 217, Argyris & Chris J are entitled to be as disbelieving as you wish.

Peace.


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Sorry, but you brought this on yourself.
Post ridiculous theories and the mob will react appropriately.
It has always been like this.
I have no sympathy.

As another poster pointed out, NSA and CIA can't keep many things secret for very long.

Lee Harvey Oswald killed Kennedy.
post #750 of 1386
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Originally Posted by Chris J View Post


Sorry, but you brought this on yourself.
Post ridiculous theories and the mob will react appropriately.
It has always been like this.
I have no sympathy.

As another poster pointed out, NSA and CIA can't keep many things secret for very long.

Lee Harvey Oswald killed Kennedy.

 

agree'd but ... I find a hard time finding a hoot  to give about any of that stuff 

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