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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post
 

Turns out she shacked back up with her ex.

And for your consolation - a golden date.

Come one come all, pour those stories out...I'm practically giving these dates away. Heck I am giving these dates away.

post #737 of 1393
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Originally Posted by TwinQY View Post
 

Come one come all, pour those stories out...I'm practically giving these dates away. Heck I am giving these dates away.

 

But I already told my heartbreaking tale with Simone...

 

...ah, who the hell am I kidding? The truth is, I've only been on one formal date in my entire life, and it wasn't bad. And the few other times that might be considered dates weren't bad, either. I wish I had a more riveting real-life story to tell. Sadly, I don't, so I had to make do with a tongue in cheek one.

post #738 of 1393
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Originally Posted by Argyris View Post
 

 

But I already told my heartbreaking tale with Simone...

 

...ah, who the hell am I kidding? The truth is, I've only been on one formal date in my entire life, and it wasn't bad. And the few other times that might be considered dates weren't bad, either. I wish I had a more riveting real-life story to tell. Sadly, I don't, so I had to make do with a tongue in cheek one.

All is not lost. It's Oktober and some vampire chick is probably eyeing you right now.:veryevil:

 

 

"You oughta know

not to

stand by a window

somebody see you up there"

post #739 of 1393
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Originally Posted by Argyris View Post
 

But I already told my heartbreaking tale with Simone...

 

...ah, who the hell am I kidding?

Hey hey hey, in your defense, it was a nice effort while it lasted - up until when you got to that date part. That was just....well did you take us as stupid?

 

No golden date for you. Not even a bronze date, mind you.

post #740 of 1393
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Originally Posted by hodgjy View Post
 

Here's some of the lessons I've learned over the years:

 

Avoid girls who:

Have a doll collection in their bedroom

.....so how about if you're a guy with a doll collection in their bedroom? :/

I meant to ask about the reverse situation; "avoid guys who: have a doll collection in their bedroom," but that question seems futile to ask here since y'all are guys. XD


Edited by miceblue - 10/3/13 at 11:48pm
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Thread Starter 

There are a couple women here... although they have girl troubles the same as us.

post #742 of 1393
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Originally Posted by miceblue View Post
 

.....so how about if you're a guy with a doll collection in their bedroom? :/

I meant to ask about the reverse situation; "avoid guys who: have a doll collection in their bedroom," but that question seems futile to ask here since y'all are guys. XD

We talkin inflatables here or mechanical:ksc75smile:

post #743 of 1393

I have a set of Super Mario Galaxy blind capsule figures. Do those count as dolls?

post #744 of 1393

Not sure, not sure...

post #745 of 1393
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Originally Posted by Argyris View Post

I have a set of Super Mario Galaxy blind capsule figures. Do those count as dolls?

yes... yes they do. But those r geeky so ur fine
post #746 of 1393
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Originally Posted by Mython View Post

I could very easily go into elaborate detail, but, as I've already said, this is no place to discuss such things in detail.

Therefore, I am going to bite my tongue, in spite of the mass-quoting and sarcastic responses to what I posted.

You, Marleybob 217, Argyris & Chris J are entitled to be as disbelieving as you wish.

Peace.


.

Sorry, but you brought this on yourself.
Post ridiculous theories and the mob will react appropriately.
It has always been like this.
I have no sympathy.

As another poster pointed out, NSA and CIA can't keep many things secret for very long.

Lee Harvey Oswald killed Kennedy.
post #747 of 1393
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Originally Posted by Chris J View Post


Sorry, but you brought this on yourself.
Post ridiculous theories and the mob will react appropriately.
It has always been like this.
I have no sympathy.

As another poster pointed out, NSA and CIA can't keep many things secret for very long.

Lee Harvey Oswald killed Kennedy.

 

agree'd but ... I find a hard time finding a hoot  to give about any of that stuff 

post #748 of 1393
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Originally Posted by gopanthersgo1 View Post

Nah, I had to convince her not to, she was wanting to, instead she said she wanted to try pot. :| I have nothing wrong with that though, much better than cutting. ^.^
I love all the small things, and also, I started taking naps and reading and stuff on my roof, and to be honest, it's really nice up there! biggrin.gif
Speaking of which, these two squirrels were outside and...

Pot will make her depression worse. It depletes your adrenal hormones.

 

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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post
 

There are a couple women here... although they have girl troubles the same as us.

So is it safe to say that all audiophiles, male or female, like women?

post #749 of 1393
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Originally Posted by Mshenay View Post
 

 

agree'd but ... I find a hard time finding a hoot  to give about any of that stuff 

 

Precisely, which is why everyone should go back and delete all the stuff that we don't give a hoot about in order to keep this thread (relatively) clean.

 

 

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Originally Posted by blueangel2323 View Post
 

So is it safe to say that all audiophiles, male or female, like women?

 

In my limited experience (take that for whatever meaning you want to in this thread...), I'm gonna go with the affirmative on this one.

post #750 of 1393

I have a bit of a funny story. A few years ago I was at a friend's outdoor party - let's call my friend Jill, and let's call her boyfriend Jack. Halfway through the party this random girl introduced herself to me - let's call her Miley. I assumed that she was Jack's friend. Afterwards she added me on Facebook, and one day we were chatting online when she admitted that she had a crush on me at that party. But she also said that she already had a boyfriend and wasn't really expecting to take this anywhere. Ok, weird.

 

I asked Jill about her, and Jill said that she had assumed that Miley was a friend of one of Jack's guy friends. Fair enough. So then I asked Jack about Miley, and he said that he didn't know her, and none of his friends knew her either. He had assumed that she was Jill's friend. In other words, nobody knew who Miley was. She just randomly crashed the party, presumably to meet me because she found me attractive, but she wasn't actually interested in me.

 

Also, when I expressed concern over her public comments on my Facebook pictures about me being "yummy" when she had a boyfriend, her response was "Just because you've already bought something doesn't mean you can't go window shopping." LOL. Would you like to try it on in the dressing room too?

 

Jill, Jack, and Miley are not their real names, obviously.

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