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Originally Posted by Mython View Post
 

 

You're missing the point.

 

I'm not 'selling' anything - I don't need to.   What I mentioned is going on, is going on. That's a fact, and anyone willing to spend a few minutes researching it for themselves will very quickly find this out.

 

There is a much bigger picture than just money.

 

 

Yes they are, and so is religion, and they have all been used to control the masses since time immemorial. People are naturally inclined to let their imaginations run away with them, and the elites know how to harness this propensity for their own selfish motives.

 

What the elites want, above all else, is power. Money is only one tool of wielding power. Moulding the consciousness of the mass population yields massive power, and of course this is in addition to the subjugation of the population via a corrupt banking system which drives the populationindividually and nationally, into servitude through debt.

 

These elites worship a certain belief system, and they desire the symbology of their belief system to be engrained in the consciousness of the mass population, so that they can mould the behaviour of the populace more easily.

 

Just think about that the next time you're considering going to the cinema (or sitting down in front of the TV) to watch a film about vampires, war, violence, etc. I'm not saying don't watch films, I'm just saying try to be conscious of what is really going on; what the hidden motives might be to spend hundreds of millions of dollars on ways to grip your attention for 2 hours at a time, in a highly-suggestible state of mind. Some films genuinely are for casual entertainment, but many have very, very sinister motives underlying their production. If you doubt the ability of films to mould mass consciousness, then ask yourself why there have been so many films about topics which affect political decisions in the real world (it's very useful to certain people to influence public opinion about the 'legitimacy' of waging war against certain groups or countries, or the supposed 'truth' of what the media has told them to be so about certain shocking 'events', for example). Other films strive to mould public consciousness about wealthy/powerful figures alive today, that essentially promote their positions of power and their acceptance in the public eye. Remember, the same wealthy, powerful, elites also own the television and print media, too, and there is a vast fortune to be made by controlling, and de-stabilising, nations (look what's currently happening in southern Europe, for example). Banking and war are extremely profitable industries.

 

I'm not religious, and I'm not moralising here - I'm just saying open your eyes to what is going on right underneath your nose. You can start by using the search term I mentioned in the previous post, and go from there. Amongst all the crackpot theories, you will find some information which is quite indisputable. I could easily provide more specific search terms, but I decline to post them here.

 

 

I'm going to draw a line under this side-discussion now, but for anyone who reads the preceding couple of posts, just do a little research of your own before jumping to conclusions one way or the other.

 

 

 

Now, can we hear some more bad date stories? :beerchug: 

 

 

 

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Originally Posted by Mython View Post
 

 

They're all of those things.

 

I think Mython is trying to control us by implanting in our heads that we are being controlled by someone else. You know? Rally around the flag effect pushes us to one person who seems to know the best, so we allocate power to him.

For example, this is exactly what Fidel Castro did, blaming the US for all of Cuba's problems, making all the Cubans rally around him so he could control and manipulate them at his will.

So YOU Sir, Mython, are the problem here :)

Jk jk 

post #722 of 1331
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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post
 

Hey guys, how about we just go back and delete all that stuff (including the quotes) and resume the bad date stories?

 

Quoting myself now...

post #723 of 1331
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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post
 

 

Quoting myself now...

 

It's a conspiracy. Cycles and all.

:D

 

 

post #724 of 1331

I dated this one girl, but it turned out she was actually a humaniform robot built by the government to spy on me and implant ideas in my head. I should have known. Girls who look like that never walk up to me, let alone agree to go out with me. They don't like the things I like (she was like, totally into headphones), they don't agree to do that..."special thing"...I like so much, and they don't make faint whirring sounds when everything else around is quiet.

 

And she kept saying things that were just a little off. Vampires came up a lot. I don't even like vampires, let alone vampire movies. We went to see every single one. It's almost like she was subtly trying to get me to like vampires.

 

And boy could that girl eat. She ate like a pig but never seemed to gain an ounce. The other girls all hated her. I used to joke that she had a hollow leg. Turns out she did have a hollow leg.

 

You know how I finally figured out what she was? When the government set up their surveillance outside my house, their signals caused interference in my girl, and she started doing odd things. First, she started abruptly speaking in Spanish--turns out somebody in the surveillance shelter had hit the SAP button on one of their remote controls by mistake. Then she started getting her signals crossed with the neighbor's female spy robot and started doing his "special thing" instead of mine--I don't ever want to get hit with a whip again. Finally, when we were taking a break from vampires I put on an Austin Powers movie, and when the part with the Fembots came on, she started jerking uncontrollably, smoke billowing out of her ears, and then she exploded in a shower of sparks and shrapnel.

 

I was heartbroken! Literally, since a large section of her torso embedded itself in my chest and I required immediate surgery. Luckily I survived, but I learned my lesson. No more government spy robots.

 

Oh, and if you were wondering, her name was Simone.

post #725 of 1331

After I broke up with my first serious girlfriend (of 2 years) I went through a bad phase of dating.

 

My first and only blind date was a disaster.  Set up by a close friend.  I went on a double date with my friend and his girlfriend and her friend (my blind date).

 

I wasn't exactly impressed by my friend's girlfriend so I should have been wary.  When you're lonely and desperate bad things happen.

 

The date was pretty and nice enough,  but she was slightly smaller than a nose tackle.  I felt awkward because my friend was trying to be helpful, and having been on the receiving end of mean dates, I just tried to make the most of it.  We had nothing in common and I had the added pleasure of watching my friend make out with his date at the movie we were at.  I attempted to make out with my date but it seem to make her uncomfortable.  The night ended early and the feedback later on was I "wasn't her type." 

 

So can't say I would recommend the blind date set up to anyone else.

post #726 of 1331
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Originally Posted by Argyris View Post
 

I dated this one girl, but it turned out she was actually a humaniform robot built by the government to spy on me and implant ideas in my head. I should have known. Girls who look like that never walk up to me, let alone agree to go out with me. They don't like the things I like (she was like, totally into headphones), they don't agree to do that..."special thing"...I like so much, and they don't make faint whirring sounds when everything else around is quiet.

 

And she kept saying things that were just a little off. Vampires came up a lot. I don't even like vampires, let alone vampire movies. We went to see every single one. It's almost like she was subtly trying to get me to like vampires.

 

And boy could that girl eat. She ate like a pig but never seemed to gain an ounce. The other girls all hated her. I used to joke that she had a hollow leg. Turns out she did have a hollow leg.

 

You know how I finally figured out what she was? When the government set up their surveillance outside my house, their signals caused interference in my girl, and she started doing odd things. First, she started abruptly speaking in Spanish--turns out somebody in the surveillance shelter had hit the SAP button on one of their remote controls by mistake. Then she started getting her signals crossed with the neighbor's female spy robot and started doing his "special thing" instead of mine--I don't ever want to get hit with a whip again. Finally, when we were taking a break from vampires I put on an Austin Powers movie, and when the part with the Fembots came on, she started jerking uncontrollably, smoke billowing out of her ears, and then she exploded in a shower of sparks and shrapnel.

 

I was heartbroken! Literally, since a large section of her torso embedded itself in my chest and I required immediate surgery. Luckily I survived, but I learned my lesson. No more government spy robots.

 

Oh, and if you were wondering, her name was Simone.

 

Funny, something similar happened to me, except that she turned out to be a Russian spy...

post #727 of 1331
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Funny, something similar happened to me, except that she turned out to be a Russian spy...

 

Mine had this sultry Ukrainian accent. I have a thing for any kind of accent that doesn't sound like the Inland Northern American dialect we speak in Michigan, and eastern European accents are particularly sexy.

post #728 of 1331
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Originally Posted by Nusho View Post
 

 

 

I think Mython is trying to control us by implanting in our heads that we are being controlled by someone else. You know? Rally around the flag effect pushes us to one person who seems to know the best, so we allocate power to him.

For example, this is exactly what Fidel Castro did, blaming the US for all of Cuba's problems, making all the Cubans rally around him so he could control and manipulate them at his will.

So YOU Sir, Mython, are the problem here :)

Jk jk 

 

I could very easily go into elaborate detail, but, as I've already said, this is no place to discuss such things in detail.

 

Therefore, I am going to bite my tongue, in spite of the mass-quoting and sarcastic responses to what I posted.

 

You, Marleybob 217, Argyris & Chris J are entitled to be as disbelieving as you wish.

 

Peace.

 

 

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Edited by Mython - 10/3/13 at 8:02pm
post #729 of 1331
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Originally Posted by blueangel2323 View Post

Umm wasn't she cutting herself too?
Nah, I had to convince her not to, she was wanting to, instead she said she wanted to try pot. :| I have nothing wrong with that though, much better than cutting. ^.^
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Originally Posted by Nusho View Post

Honestly you should relieve yourself of some pressure. I like to just go out on solitary walks, and think about everything in front of me and what I like about it. Find the smallest things to appreciate in the smallest things around you. This really calms me down and makes me an immensely happy person. 
But find a way to relieve that stress! What do you do for a living?
I love all the small things, and also, I started taking naps and reading and stuff on my roof, and to be honest, it's really nice up there! biggrin.gif
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Panther can't be the only furry on Head-Fi ... Where's that KODA dude ? lol
Speaking of which, these two squirrels were outside and...
post #730 of 1331
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Originally Posted by eke2k6 View Post
 

I went on a date with a classmate who is in an open marriage this past weekend.

 

I'm conflicted because...well, she's married. Then again, she's a redhead with a mouth on her, and she wears skirts most of the time. Her husband's deployed in Cuba for the time being, and I'm recently single.

 

We saw Insidious 2 (awesome) and she ended up holding my hand through most of it. At one point she hand my hand on the inside of her upper thigh. Normally I'd capitalize on this, but she's married.

 

IDK what to do. She's married, and I don't want to end up like one of the characters from last night's South Park episode...

 

The girl wants some fun.

 

Either you want some fun or you don't. It's a simple decision. You're in a fortunate position, in as much as you have both options open to you.

 

Just be prepared that if you do decide to have some fun, she'll likely have fun with you once and then discard you and be on to the next conquest. As long as you can accept that from the outset, and as long as you 'take sensible precautions' you may have a fun night to remember, with no harm done.

 

 

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Edited by Mython - 10/3/13 at 8:07pm
post #731 of 1331
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Originally Posted by RUMAY408 View Post
 

So can't say I would recommend the blind date set up to anyone else.

 

My first girlfriend was a blind date... we were together over three years :cool:

 

 

 

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Originally Posted by Argyris View Post
 

Mine had this sultry Ukrainian accent. I have a thing for any kind of accent that doesn't sound like the Inland Northern American dialect we speak in Michigan, and eastern European accents are particularly sexy.

 

I sort of have a thing for soft Irish accents myself.

post #732 of 1331
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Originally Posted by Argyris View Post
 

I dated this one girl, but it turned out she was actually a humaniform robot built by the government to spy on me and implant ideas in my head. I should have known. Girls who look like that never walk up to me, let alone agree to go out with me. They don't like the things I like (she was like, totally into headphones), they don't agree to do that..."special thing"...I like so much, and they don't make faint whirring sounds when everything else around is quiet.

 

And she kept saying things that were just a little off. Vampires came up a lot. I don't even like vampires, let alone vampire movies. We went to see every single one. It's almost like she was subtly trying to get me to like vampires.

 

And boy could that girl eat. She ate like a pig but never seemed to gain an ounce. The other girls all hated her. I used to joke that she had a hollow leg. Turns out she did have a hollow leg.

 

You know how I finally figured out what she was? When the government set up their surveillance outside my house, their signals caused interference in my girl, and she started doing odd things. First, she started abruptly speaking in Spanish--turns out somebody in the surveillance shelter had hit the SAP button on one of their remote controls by mistake. Then she started getting her signals crossed with the neighbor's female spy robot and started doing his "special thing" instead of mine--I don't ever want to get hit with a whip again. Finally, when we were taking a break from vampires I put on an Austin Powers movie, and when the part with the Fembots came on, she started jerking uncontrollably, smoke billowing out of her ears, and then she exploded in a shower of sparks and shrapnel.

 

I was heartbroken! Literally, since a large section of her torso embedded itself in my chest and I required immediate surgery. Luckily I survived, but I learned my lesson. No more government spy robots.

 

Oh, and if you were wondering, her name was Simone.

 

Thank you for restoring this thread to its former integrity :)

post #733 of 1331
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Originally Posted by Mython View Post
 

 

I could very easily go into elaborate detail, but, as I've already said, this is no place to discuss such things in detail.

 

Therefore, I am going to bite my tongue, in spite of the mass-quoting and sarcastic responses to what I posted.

 

You, Marleybob 217, Argyris & Chris J are entitled to be as disbelieving as you wish.

 

Peace.

 

 

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Sorry for the sarcasm. While I don't believe in these Hollywood conspiracies, there is truth to your words over how power is used to control others. Usually power is a democratic institution, stemming from those who are usually portrayed as "controlled." The powerful are always limited by the ideas of the powerless, no matter what. THe only exception is when the powerful is able to control the ideas and thoughts of the powerless, which is what discursive historical struggles have always been about. I think that things like education are a better example of power control at its finest rather than Hollywood movies; in your case, this would just be a tool to entertain the masses and keep them content if there was any devilish plotting going on behind the curtain so as to decrease suspicion of such a vile deed.

Sorry man I didnt mean to disrespect you. We can talk more about this if you are interested, just PM me or something :)

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