Originally Posted by wrathzombie
Once upon a time, there was an office party. My friend was very drunk and a girl at the party was also completely drunk. He was having a good time and putting a good show of drunkness for everyone (Dancing, Cracking jokes, etc.) I am sitting next to my friend and then the girl just comes in between pushes me out of the couch and sits next to my friend. He is holding his hand and whispering something in his ear during the entire party. After sometime, the girl gets up and says to the guy " I have to leave now". The guy just sits there and keeps drinking. After the girl leaves, I tell my friend. "Dude, she was all over you? Didn't you always want a casual one night stand"
My friend is flabbergasted, because he never realized that the girl was in fact hitting on him. He jumps up and runs out of the room. Next day, he calls me and tells me that after going out of the room, he called the girl and asked her to get off, wherever she was at that time. He caught a taxi, met a girl and then asked her if she wanted to comeback to his place. The girl tells him, she is not that type of a girl(even though she gets down in middle of no where when he calls her) and instead asks him to drop her at her house(where she lives with her parents).
Nothing happens for one year and then there is another office party. This time, my friend is sober and the girl is sober as well. She decides to leave, without telling anyone and calls him and tells him that she is waiting outside. I see him suddenly, running out and stop him. He tells me, excited that the girl called and she is waiting outside. He goes outside and they get into a taxi and he asks her " What now? My place." She says, no and ask him to drop at her cousins place. My friend calls me next day, completely mad and angry, feeling stupid.
A few months later, the girl is out on a trip with her GF's and calls my friend drunk and tells him he likes her. He tells her, that should go to sleep because she is drunk.
One week later, the girl shows up at the guys house unannounced. He tells her that he is not really interested in a relationship, and would not mind having a physical relationship.
The girl says, she is conservative and would only have sex with a guy who would promises marriage. The guy, respectfully declines and the girl leaves.
Incidentally, the guy lives alone in a place which is in the outskirts and not easily accessible. The girl has to catch two bus and walk for about two miles to come to his house.
Now, every week on a Saturday morning, the girl shows up at his house. They just watch few movies, hangout and the girl leaves. They start texting regularly. The guy is hopeful about getting laid and tells me whatever is happening on a regular basis.
After a few weeks, when the girl comes, the girl becomes too cozy and they make out, but do not have sex because the girl says she is not ready. The guy tells her that he does not really have any feelings for her and if she feels like she is falling for him. She should stop coming to his house. The girl tells him, that she is totally cool.
This happens one more time and this time, while leaving the girl starts crying. The guy, tells her not to come to his house and stops texting or talking on phone.
The girl goes totally psycho and comes crying to his house one more time and tells him he should marry her. The guy is taken by surprise and consoles her and asks her to think about things.
One month passes and one day, early morning the guy is sleeping at his house and there is a knock on door. He opens and finds two old men and a old woman along with the same girl. They are from a woman's empowerment organization and as soon as he opens the door, they start shouting and screaming. The girl tells them that he forcefully, asked her to come to his house. Locked the door and tried to misbehave with her. The guy is flabbergasted. He then, gives me a call and I go with my another friend and try to explain them the situation. Eventually it cools down and four months later the girl is married to some other guy and my friend is still trying to figure out, what was it exactly that he did wrong.