I could never figure out how this guy does it...
Maybe this will answer that question....
I haven't, but that's my philosophy...especially after being out of the dating game for so long. I'm getting my whole body wet, instead of just my feet.
Indeed, for a furry , the ladys really go for hairy legs, RAWR ;') lol
Our online collection of Aesop's Fables includes a total of 655+ Fables, indexed in table format, with morals listed. There are many more on the way. Most were translated into English by Rev. George Fyler Townsend (1814-1900) and Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) the rest are from Jean De La Fontaine in French and translated to English by several good internet souls.
Included are Real Audio narrations, Classic Images, Random Images, Random Fables, Search Engine and much more on the way. Recently added are 127 Fairy Tales by Hans Christian Andersen.
Nearly as old as the Olympics, bigger than Dinosaur, older than the Titanic, more complex than Pokemon and more of them than Beanie Babies are Aesop's Fables. Every day hundreds of entire classrooms of kids from all over the world stop by to read, learn and enhance their living experience. This website is widely read by all cultures from all over the world. Next time you are using napster and downloading mp3 files, stop by here while that runs in the background.
When we browse the collection, suddenly we are sated with such morals as Clumsy Jesting Is No Joke, A Man Is Known By The Company He Keeps, and Union Gives Strength. It's the place to go when you want sharp insights, gentle humor, and lessons in life. - YAHOO
Come on in and enjoy the ageless and timeless wisdom of Aesop and his Fables - the truest family fun on the Internet.
|The Fables are alphabetically arranged disregarding "The".
The Images and Audio are only accessible while reading the Fables in these sections and are noted accordingly.
There are about 100 Fables in each of the first 4 sections.
Note: I have added a flash mp3 player to all audio enabled fables.
|Section 1||Androcles -> The Eagle and the Arrow|
|Section 2||The Eagle and the Jackdaw -> Jupiter Neptune Minerva and Momus|
|Section 3||The Kid and the Wolf -> The Rich Man and the Tanner|
|Section 4||The Rose and the Amaranth -> The Young Thief and His Mother|
|Section 5||Fantastic Fables by Ambrose Bierce - 245 Fables|
|Section 6||Fables of Jean De La Fontaine - More in process of being translated|
|Selected Fables||86 Fables selected for their ease of reading and concise moral understanding|
|Fairy Tales||Fairy Tales of Hans Christian Andersen - 127 of them|
|Timeline||Graphic Timeline of 1000 BC - 500 BC|
|Timeline All||Java Panorama Graphic Timeline of 1000 BC - 1000 AD|
|A Kidnapped Santa Claus||A Short story by L. Frank Baum|
|The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus||A medium length story by L. Frank Baum|
|A Christmas Carol||The story of Scrooge by Charles Dickens|
|Tallys:||Fables - 640||Fontaine Fables - 21|
|Images - 134||Real Audio - 36||Stories - 3|
|Fairy Tales - 127||.||.|
Mr. Carlson at http://aesop.creighton.edu/ has over 3,000 books of Fables. They are all fully cataloged with much information about each and the catalog is online however he does not have any fables online.
You can find a small selection of books on fables in Aesop's BookStore
This thread has become very strangely arousing. And it was about dating (before). So something's got to give.
I suspect it may have been the Archie, Veronica and Betty photo. Too risque for public eyes, perhaps?
Speaking of big black furries, our neighbours took their cat on a date with another cat, a few days ago....might have been one of the strangest things I've seen. Not arousing at all.
Wonder if they used eharmony...
I recall a pretty sad one that I probably shouldn't tell in order to respect my friend's privacy (and embarassment). Involved cats. No joke.
Strangely all of his bad date stories involve cats, though he doesn't own one.
There's this great story about how a guy got dumped by a girl, whines about her on a blog, starts up a site comparing the ratings of female attractiveness, ticking off the girl as it made her friend all sad, then he gets suspended, gets hired out to work on a social media website, works on his own and releases it earlier, gets into legal chagrin, and ends up trying to get with the girl again.
A more non-realistic one - my friend had one with one of those nail-painters a while back. The stereotype is confirmed. After having a iced coffee poured on him because he waved to a female coworker he saw at the shop....
Remember all the sage advice given in this thread...
No, wait, scratch that. Forget everything we've ever said in here. Sweet Jebus don't show up to the date wearing a panther suit making tractor noises. If you do, make sure to put it up on youtube...