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Originally Posted by TwinQY View Post
Someone should make a thread about their tried-and-true methods for bad dates.

 

So... pretty much my life story then... :rolleyes:

 

 

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Originally Posted by RUMAY408 View Post
 

Maybe that was where I went wrong.

 

I was getting quietly ignored at movies and concerts when I could have taken them to tractor pulls.  Saved some dough as well.

 

No no no, skip the tractor pulls and just make the tractor noises yourself while sitting in a sandbox. If she sticks with you through that, she's a keeper :biggrin:

 

 

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The thing is, she's trying to justify living as much as she can, trying to make promises to others so she doesn't do it...

 

 

You guys are what... 16, maybe 17? What's the source of all this angst/depression?

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I may get some good news tomorrow:bigsmile_face:

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Some brief advice:

 

* The best way to understand the opposite sex is to first learn to truly understand yourself

 

* NEVER look to someone else to make you feel happy

 

* You can NEVER truly make someone else feel happy, and, even though your mind may tell you they can, no one else can ever truly make you happy. Happiness is an inside job.

 

* It becomes EASY to approach the opposite sex, when you understand yourself and have truly come to understand that happiness is an inside job.  Until you grasp this, you'll believe you 'need' a partner, and this belief will make you also believe that 'the stakes are high', and if you believe that they stakes are high, then of course you are going to feel tense and nervous about approaching potential partners.

 

* A different way of saying this is that relationships (and friendships) are paradoxical; the less you 'need' someone in order to feel contented/happy/peaceful, the more others will be attracted to you.

 

* Until you have learned to be happy in yourself, you will never have a truly healthy relationship with another person. Failure to understand this will lead to neediness, or jealousy, or insecurity, or any of a whole host of other maladaptive psychological behaviours. Remarkably few human beings grasp this simple fact, even after a whole lifetime.

 

 

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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post

So... pretty much my life story then... rolleyes.gif



No no no, skip the tractor pulls and just make the tractor noises yourself while sitting in a sandbox. If she sticks with you through that, she's a keeper biggrin.gif




You guys are what... 16, maybe 17? What's the source of all this angst/depression?
Well she has some family issues, hates that town, hates herself, very self-conscious, thinks she makes others worse off, etc.
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Originally Posted by Mython View Post

Some brief advice:

* The best way to understand the opposite sex is to first learn to truly understand yourself

* NEVER look to someone else to make you feel happy

* You can NEVER truly make someone else feel happy, and, even though your mind may tell you they can, no one else can ever truly make you happy. Happiness is an inside job.

* It becomes EASY to approach the opposite sex, when you understand yourself and have truly come to understand that happiness is an inside job.  Until you grasp this, you'll believe you 'need' a partner, and this belief will make you also believe that 'the stakes are high', and if you believe that they stakes are high, then of course you are going to feel tense and nervous about approaching potential partners.

* A different way of saying this is that relationships (and friendships) are paradoxical; the less you 'need' someone in order to feel contented/happy/peaceful, the more others will be attracted to you.

* Until you have learned to be happy in yourself, you will never have a truly healthy relationship with another person. Failure to understand this will lead to neediness, or jealousy, or insecurity, or any of a whole host of other maladaptive psychological behaviours. Remarkably few human beings grasp this simple fact, even after a whole lifetime.

after realizing most of this and using it since school started 3 chick's have asked me out and one kept walking in when I was showering... :| Anywho, life's good and I'm still single, I just wish I could explain to her that nothing really matters, and to be who she wants, but she refuses to listen like I used to do. :|
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I want to see a picture of you, Panther, see if your as good-looking as all 'em girls think;)

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I want to see a picture of you, Panther, see if your as good-looking as all 'em girls think;)

Don't worry - I've plenty of them saved up.

 

He used to be so jovial. And his thighs so tight. I don't know what happened.

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Originally Posted by wolfetan44 View Post
 

I want to see a picture of you, Panther, see if your as good-looking as all 'em girls think;)

Don't worry - I've plenty of them saved up.

 

He used to be so jovial. And his thighs so tight. I don't know what happened.

 

:tongue:

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Do go on......:D

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About his thighs? I don't know what else I could say about them...they're the right size, shape, and consistency. Could probably bounce a quarter off of it, if not two. Scratch that, three quarters. Sideways.

 

 

Hopefully someone pulls together a real bad date sometime soon....I'd love to hear an awful date from wink. Must involve plenty of tomatoes.

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Hopefully someone pulls together a real bad date sometime soon....I'd love to hear an awful date from wink. Must involve plenty of tomatoes.

:popcorn:

post #521 of 1406
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Well I got stood up on Saturday. Technically doesn't count as a bad date, but still... :(

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Aren't Saturdays International Date Nights? (I didn't know either but apparently that's them breaks). The audacity of it all... 

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Why i dont get dates:

 

Too shy to go up and talk to girls

 

and i look like this:

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I want to see a picture of you, Panther, see if your as good-looking as all 'em girls think;)
Here's some:
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In the nude:
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Don't worry - I've plenty of them saved up.

He used to be so jovial. And his thighs so tight. I don't know what happened.
don't you do it.
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The ladies love that hat.
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