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lol wut

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Didn't Borowitz create Fresh Price of Bel-Air? :D

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Originally Posted by TwinQY View Post
 

Didn't Borowitz create Fresh Price of Bel-Air? :D

 

OHOWH, O.K., you got me, a plagiarist , I am ;')

 

From "The Borowitz Report" blog .

 

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                             :rolleyes:

 

Someone just opened up a can of surreal!!

 

                             :blink:

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Originally Posted by Mython View Post
 

                             :rolleyes:

 

Someone just opened up a can of surreal!!

 

                             :blink:

 

If you love someone, set them free.

 
If they come back, they are yours.
 
If they don't, hunt them down and kill them.
 
Signed,
G. W. Bush
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Thread Starter 
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If they come back, they are yours.

 

Or dependent...

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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post

Or dependent...

You are very wise!
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And she is about to kill herself again. How the fack can someone do this? I swear, it's for the same reason I had, but really after I stopped caring about what anybody says I've been so much happier! And by that I mean normal feeling life instead of a world of null feelings! biggrin.gif But You can't talk sense into anyone when they're like this... ever. frown.gif
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Although, a one way trip to Mars might be a nice way to go - Reservation applications now being accepted (with a fee) .

 

Perhaps a hefty life insurance policy would be advisable - profit ...

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Originally Posted by Mshenay View Post
 
 I just wanted to find a SOUL Mate my LIFE Partner my SHARE EVERYTHING ABOUT your self partner

 

 

This is normal. I knew from when I was a child that I was supposed to seek out a certain person. When I met my wife, I KNEW I was to marry her. It was something greater than myself that knew it. 

 

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Originally Posted by gopanthersgo1 View Post

And she is about to kill herself again. How the fack can someone do this? I swear, it's for the same reason I had, but really after I stopped caring about what anybody says I've been so much happier! And by that I mean normal feeling life instead of a world of null feelings! biggrin.gif But You can't talk sense into anyone when they're like this... ever. frown.gif

 

No she is not. This is just attention seeking. People who really intend to kill themselves don't tell others. 

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When in doubt - and I'm not condoning female violence - take them on an awful date. So bad that it'll make it into the list of one of their all-time worst. They'll be livid, to the point where they simply have to stick around in order to spite you.

 

Someone should make a thread about their tried-and-true methods for bad dates. Perhaps some anetodes about some particularly bad ones. I swear, it's like no one on the forum has any initiative at all. We're trying to solve a very serious problem for the Panther, and you guys just leave him out in the dust....:mad: 

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Originally Posted by TwinQY View Post
 

When in doubt - and I'm not condoning female violence - take them on an awful date. So bad that it'll make it into the list of one of their all-time worst. They'll be livid, to the point where they simply have to stick around in order to spite you.

 

Maybe that was where I went wrong.

 

I was getting quietly ignored at movies and concerts when I could have taken them to tractor pulls.  Saved some dough as well.

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Originally Posted by RUMAY408 View Post
 

Maybe that was where I went wrong.

 

I was getting quietly ignored at movies and concerts when I could have taken them to tractor pulls.  Saved some dough as well.

Hey, noting says I love you , more than a good slasher flick. Preferably one made in YVR with actors of complete unknown origin:D

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Originally Posted by Currawong View Post

This is normal. I knew from when I was a child that I was supposed to seek out a certain person. When I met my wife, I KNEW I was to marry her. It was something greater than myself that knew it. 


No she is not. This is just attention seeking. People who really intend to kill themselves don't tell others. 
The thing is, she's trying to justify living as much as she can, trying to make promises to others so she doesn't do it...
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Originally Posted by Currawong View Post
 

 

 People who really intend to kill themselves don't tell others. 

 

 

That is not necessarily the case, and it's therefore a dangerous assumption to make.

 

Some attention-seekers threaten suicide, but that doesn't mean that all who tell others of their intention to kill themselves are attention-seeking.

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