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Okay bonebag, given the obvious oral expressions there, just how did you intend that post to be taken?confused_face(1).gif

Bonebag, really? rolleyes.gif

 

OK, you just read something in there that I didn't even think of....lol. I wasn't thinking "oral expressions" at all....those are all meant simply to convey shock and disbelief, which would have been my reactions had I been in that situation. 

post #482 of 1351
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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post

I once had a woman ask me if I would let her gay boyfriend g_ d___ o_ m_ so she could watch. blink.gif

 

You could start by asking if he's any good at it.

post #483 of 1351
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I did. It was... an interesting conversation. 

post #484 of 1351
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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post

I did. It was... an interesting conversation. 

 

 

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post #485 of 1351

This reminds me of a time when I was dating previously mentioned somewhat daft Japanese girl. She was living in a dorm, of course and called me in a panic one evening because she'd heard strange noises from the person in the room next door. Why? Because the person's boyfriend or girlfriend was visiting, of course. Poor innocent girl.

post #486 of 1351
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Originally Posted by Currawong View Post

This reminds me of a time when I was dating previously mentioned somewhat daft Japanese girl. She was living in a dorm, of course and called me in a panic one evening because she'd heard strange noises from the person in the room next door. Why? Because the person's boyfriend or girlfriend was visiting, of course. Poor innocent girl.

 

Heheh - maybe YOU were the 'poor innocent'! Maybe she was playing the innocent but hoping you'd take the hint and make the same 'strange noises' with her?!  biggrin.gif

post #487 of 1351
Thread Starter 

I knew a guy who complained about his roommate once..."he's got some machine or something in there that he turns on every night that makes this weird tapping noise..."

post #488 of 1351
Oh gawd... There's this friend of my sisters who's spending the night... Needless to say like 75% of all her other friends, this chick digs me, but this one really does, really. I don't even know what to think considering she came over once before and that's it, and I felt so bad rejecting her... frown.gif
post #489 of 1351
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So... you have girls who are all crushing on you... and this is a bad thing? :rolleyes:

post #490 of 1351

You have to realize that they're probably only attracted to him because of how his legs look in short shorts (I've seen him crossdress). So really, they're liking him for the completely wrong reasons. If they only got to know his personality and all the David Copperfield crap, I'm sure they'd scamper off without a second thought.

 

Great thread btw. Hopefully I'll never have to contribute a story to it anytime soon...

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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post
 

So... you have girls who are all crushing on you... and this is a bad thing? :rolleyes:

 

The horror! ;-;

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ohohoho ive got some stories to tell biggrin.gif
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ohohoho ive got some stories to tell biggrin.gif

 

 

 

 

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post #494 of 1351
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Ahh where do you guys want me to start... 

 

The sad and bad from childhood, the sick stuff in middle and High school, or at the begining...

 

I'll start with this... I have and still want just a wifeu and some daughters... something I knew I wanted  when I was like 6... that said for about 10 years ... well I was a little creepy and stalkerish :D I grew out of it  around 11'th grade... so I can start with Mature less creepy me OR the younger totally creep tastic version of my self [and trust me I was very innocent and nice CREEPY kid lol. I didn't want sex I just wanted to find a SOUL Mate my LIFE Partner my SHARE EVERYTHING ABOUT your self partner]

 

So I can start with the bad from my past or the good from like... the last 2 years 

post #495 of 1351

I like this thread, cool thread. I don't have much to talk about, just starting my high school dating life. I can tell you about a horrible talk about this girl I really like. Its not long, but I want to contribute. 

 

So I have no courage talking to girls, even though I don't think I'm that bad looking(prof. pic), but I don't have much experience. So after gaining some balls, I finally go sit down with her. It was a ******** nightmare! She just looked at me, I asked whats up, and she whispers something I can't even understand. I don't ask to repeat, I just go along. She completely ignores me the whole way through. And I still love her. Haha. 

 

Yeah, not very exciting, but its a top story in my world:wink_face:

 

Meanwhile, I'm texting her friend, and the woman I like is with her(shes Jewish, and its a Jewish holiday! You ain't supposed to be anywhere but home!) and I think I may have made a really bad joke, that could be taken the wrong way. Noooo! 

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