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Hey, speak for yourself! LOL
xD You know it! tongue.gif
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I was once solicited by a prostitute while my date was in the car with me. 

 

Awkward... 

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I was once solicited by a prostitute while my date was in the car with me. 

 

Awkward... 

Somewhat similarly (less the date in the car), I had been approached by a truly beautiful specimen who was prostituting services, though as I went on to explain , I was sure I didn't have the required cash to receive such a beauty's said service ;') and so the banter, eyelash batting and coy smiles continued till a price was struck @ 7.50 usd ; which the babe thought made one feel cheap.  Whereas I assured the babe, I needed to strike such a price only due to two factors, that being my cash net holdings at the time AND I didn't want to stiff  'em out of a 25% tip ;') lol    


Edited by Hi-Finthen - 8/8/13 at 9:06am
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I was once solicited by a prostitute while my date was in the car with me. 

 

Awkward... 


That happened to me once when I was at a concert. Mind you I wasn't on a date at the time. My response, nahhhh, I have to get home quick. Tomorrow I start my new job as a policeman. By the way, can I have your name and address? A collar on my first day of work would look great in the eyes of my superiors. She didn't know whether to laugh or run away, lmao. Needless to say she decided to ply her trade elsewhere.


Edited by DigitalFreak - 8/8/13 at 9:48am
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Originally Posted by Hi-Finthen View Post

Somewhat similarly (less the date in the car), I had been approached by a truly beautiful specimen who was prostituting services, though as I went on to explain , I was sure I didn't have the required cash to receive such a beauty's said service ;') and so the banter, eyelash batting and coy smiles continued till a price was struck @ 7.50 usd ; which the babe thought made one feel cheap.  Whereas I assured the babe, I needed to strike such a price only due to two factors, that being my cash net holdings at the time AND I didn't want to stiff  'em out of a 25% tip ;') lol    


You only tip for good service... but asking her to break a ten at the conclusion of activities is poor form rolleyes.gif

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You only tip for good service... but asking her to break a ten at the conclusion of activities is poor form rolleyes.gif

Whoops redface.gif
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Again, not a true "date" story because it never got to the date stage. So I met this really cute girl at a party, and within the first 5 minutes she was talking about manboobs (how she had a guy friend with bigger boobs than her), how fairy tales were meant to trick little girls into accepting suddenly sleeping with a total stranger (i.e. their husbands by arranged marriage), and a bunch of other crap that I would never want to hear from a girl I just met - or ever. Maybe she was intentionally trying to turn me off, I dunno. But you see why we never started dating...
Edited by blueangel2323 - 8/8/13 at 10:23am
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Also amusing and somewhat related to current conversations: http://www.laddertheory.com/

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That happened to me once when I was at a concert. Mind you I wasn't on a date at the time. My response, nahhhh, I have to get home quick. Tomorrow I start my new job as a policeman. By the way, can I have your name and address? A collar on my first day of work would look great in the eyes of my superiors. She didn't know whether to laugh or run away, lmao. Needless to say she decided to ply her trade elsewhere.

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Yeah, and lucky for you, it was prolly a sting operation anyhoo ;')


Edited by Hi-Finthen - 8/8/13 at 3:24pm
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Not a date as such, but a while back I made the silly mistake of asking a girl out on Facebook. Don't have to be a genius to know how it went...

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Does your username give it away? 

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Does your username give it away? 

I think it does.

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Did you at least ask in a private message? or did you do it out in the open?

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Did you at least ask in a private message? or did you do it out in the open?

Private message, fortunately.

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Well as long as you weren't a creeper, you made an effort and were turned down. That's pretty much how the cookie crumbles most days. 

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