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Wow, did... did Curra just show us all up? blink.gif


I think so. Must have banned the moral majority's ip'swink_face.gif

 

Might be time for that Transexual story.

post #227 of 1406

If you read my previous post, you'll realize that I'm an atheist, so by default, I'm not part of the "moral majority."  I just happen to think there's more to being a man than laying pipe and bragging about it, so I spoke up.  So shoot me.

 

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I think so. Must have banned the moral majority's ip'swink_face.gif

 

Might be time for that Transexual story.

post #228 of 1406
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Originally Posted by Hutnicks View Post


I think so. Must have banned the moral majority's ip'swink_face.gif

 

Might be time for that Transexual story.

I thought the jabs were at me. If you read the book thread you would know that Christopher Hitchens and Carl Sagan are my role models "nuff said. 

 

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I've ....errr...."dated" 3 girls who were the kind that being in their presence resulted in firetruck (minus a few letters and our clothes) being on our minds. Those girls are bad news and always end up with guys who already have a girlfriend or who screw around while attached. BUT HECK THEY ARE AWESOME IN BED! (Or in the back or front seat of the car, movie theatre, toilet cubicle or wherever we could find space...)

My dates=Skullcandy

You're dates=Stax

post #229 of 1406
In this context, skullcandy might not be a bad thing.
post #230 of 1406
Thread Starter 

Funny thing, my transvestite story isn't actually all that exciting. 

 

I met this gal through online dating. Her pics were blurry, but whatever. We met up and y'know... I couldn't tell right away. Sure some of you may scoff, but there are a lot of tgirls out there whom I'm sure you've passed or even did a doubleglance and had no idea. 

 

So anyhow, we're chatting for a bit and it's not terrible, but not really exciting either. I had my suspicions so I very gradually started steering things towards gender and LGBT discussion, which actually made for much more interesting conversation. After a while when it became clear I was comfortable with talking about those sort of things, she admitted that she was indeed a t-girl. That was it. Pretty mundane all things considered. We actually hung out a second time just to shoot the breeze and parted amicably after that. 

post #231 of 1406

I didn't date them at the same time. It wasn't until the third that I learned my mistake. I should have written "over the years..." at the beginning.

post #232 of 1406
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Originally Posted by RUMAY408 View Post


My dates=Skullcandy
You're dates=Stax

I feel like that should be reversed. biggrin.gif
post #233 of 1406
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Originally Posted by RUMAY408 View Post

I thought the jabs were at me. If you read the book thread you would know that Christopher Hitchens and Carl Sagan are my role models "nuff said. 

 

My dates=Skullcandy

You're dates=Stax


If you read the book thread then you know I read the bookthread.biggrin.gif Don't want to derail from the topic too much but I must say I miss Hitchens writing in the Atlantic .

post #234 of 1406
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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post

Funny thing, my transvestite story isn't actually all that exciting. 

 

I met this gal through online dating. Her pics were blurry, but whatever. We met up and y'know... I couldn't tell right away. Sure some of you may scoff, but there are a lot of tgirls out there whom I'm sure you've passed or even did a doubleglance and had no idea. 

 

So anyhow, we're chatting for a bit and it's not terrible, but not really exciting either. I had my suspicions so I very gradually started steering things towards gender and LGBT discussion, which actually made for much more interesting conversation. After a while when it became clear I was comfortable with talking about those sort of things, she admitted that she was indeed a t-girl. That was it. Pretty mundane all things considered. We actually hung out a second time just to shoot the breeze and parted amicably after that. 


Spent a fun evening with a girl named Chloe. 5'6" blonde, Green eyes, Legs to die for, sexiest linen powersuit I have ever seen. The evening went south when the whole gender thing came up. All of a sudden everything in the universe was related to gender. From a really beautiful sweet chick she became some form of Transexevangelist. Pity. She's still fun on the phone once in a while but no to any live meets. Simply wore me out mentally

post #235 of 1406
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Spent a fun evening with a girl named Chloe. 5'6" blonde, Green eyes, Legs to die for, sexiest linen powersuit I have ever seen. The evening went south when the whole gender thing came up. All of a sudden everything in the universe was related to gender. From a really beautiful sweet chick she became some form of Transexevangelist. Pity. She's still fun on the phone once in a while but no to any live meets. Simply wore me out mentally

Transexevangelist ? 

 

Tried to convert you , I bet , right. 

 

Hate when that happens . tongue.gif

post #236 of 1406
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Transexevangelist ? 

 

Tried to convert you , I bet , right. 

 

Hate when that happens . tongue.gif


Convert me into what. I look terrible in heels.biggrin.gif

 

No it was just that all of a sudden and without any of the wavy distortion you get in films, every word mentioned somehow began to relate to being female. I mean all of a sudden Girlie Girls started looking butchconfused_face.gif


Edited by Hutnicks - 6/4/13 at 8:28pm
post #237 of 1406
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Convert me into what. I look terrible in heels.biggrin.gif

 

No it was just that all of a sudden and without any of the wavy distortion you get in films, every word mentioned somehow began to relate to being female. I mean all of a sudden Girlie Girls started looking butchconfused_face.gif

lol   ; And here I imagined the Transexevangelist wore you out mentally by being an obsessive "Chatty Cathy" regarding her religous / spiritual concepts and/in practice , which I would find of interest in dialouge , in theory (lol) ... But while some things can be overlooked I can understand others are just deal breakers wink_face.gif ... lol and thanks for the story .

 

           

post #238 of 1406

So I meet this girl and her sister at a show and they want to hit up a bar afterward. I recruit one of my friends as a wingman. By the time we get to the bar we're laughing and she's sitting on my lap and it's a great time. Her sister is a little quiet and my friend is really only sticking around out of some sense of responsibility and a thirst for free beer. We all walk back to my place where I'm hoping to bid farewell to the other half of the crew in short order. And that's when the girl I met turns into this girl...

 

She starts ranting on about global warming and ecological collapse and something or other as her voice cracks with urgency and she teeters on the edge of hysteria. Me and my friend are now trying to calm her down as her sister is checking her phone (or at least pretending to). Finally we pull her back from the edge and she goes to the bathroom to chill out a bit. Night's obviously over so I call them a cab.

 

Just as everything is finally winding down and the cab is on its way she walks out of the bathroom naked, looks at me and my friend, then proceeds to ask, in a really annoyed tone, "well isn't anyone going to [have sexual intercourse with] me?"

The awkward silence following that query is broken by the arrival of the cab. Her sister sighs and walks her back to the bathroom and my friend announces that if the girls aren't taking that cab, he is. Now it's my turn to sigh and tell him to go ahead.

 

Half an hour later the sisters come out. The histrionic one heads for the door and the quiet one smiles, says she had a great time and asks for my number. I smile back and wish her a good night.

post #239 of 1406
So what happened next?
post #240 of 1406

She also heads out and I finally get to fall asleep. Keep in mind that by the time we got back to my place it was already 2am and the Inconvenient Truth-fueled tirade took a good forty minutes. It was almost 4 by the time they left. Never saw either of them again.

 

Oh, almost forgot, the quiet sister explained that the crazy one was a stripper.

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