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post #1306 of 1330
I went out with a dude recently that I met through my housemates.

Nice enough looking guy, he told me he used to be kinda heavy but had lost a lot of weight recently. We started on the, "So what's your story" conversation.

He was married for almost twenty years to a Japanese woman, and they have three daughters. He said that after his oldest daughter left home to start college, and his middle and youngest daughters had started high school, he came home from work one day to find everybody gone. She had taken the girls and moved into a hotel and had left him a letter with divorce papers and a directive to sign them and move out within the month.

He was understandably upset telling me this and I asked him what had happened: had they had a fight, what?! He told me that she just refused to discuss it, only saying there was no chance of reconciliation or anything. I asked him how long it had been since his divorce and he told me about a year.

I have to admit I felt a little bad for the dude, thinking, "What kind of woman just ends a twenty year marriage with no signs or clues that she's unhappy or anything?" So I agreed to go get a drink with the guy, if for no other reason than to hear the rest of this crazy story.

We picked a bar on accident that was closing right as we walked in so we had one drink and then left. He insisted on walking me to my door and then coming inside (to pee, supposedly) even though I gave him the standard excuses: "I'm really tired, my house is messy," etc.

I figured I'd just show him around and then say thanks for the drink and he'd take a clue and leave. Instead, he kind of pushed me up against a wall and tried to kiss me. I pushed back and said, "Hey, don't go so fast, I don't know you well enough yet to be intimate." He came in again, trying to kiss me several times while I kept turning my face away and saying, "Cmon, I said no, I don't know you well enough for this. We've only had one twenty minute date!"

He tried one more time to kiss me and this time I clamped my lips shut and physically pushed him away from me. He got this hurt look on his face and said, "But I thought the whole purpose of 'dating' is to get intimate and figure out if you like each other or not!! How are you going to know if you don't TRY IT?!" I just shook my head wordlessly and pointed to the door.

Then he said the thing that really made my stomach turn over, as if the past few moments fending him off hadn't been bad enough. He kind of laughed and reached around to pinch me on the butt and he said, "Okay, okay. I'll be a good boy. You're so hot, I'm actually surprised I haven't raped you yet!! But.. I'll be a good boy. This time." And then he leaned in one more time to try to kiss me and got my cheek, as I stood there in shock. Then he finally opened the door and left.

I now no longer wonder why his wife left him. If I had to put up with that every day I wouldn't have lasted another twenty minutes, let alone twenty years, without poking my own eyes out with a fork.

A lesson to anyone who doesn't already know: rape jokes on a first date? Not cool.
post #1307 of 1330
Scary.
And rape jokes are never funny.
Glad you avoided that seriously dangerous situation/person.
post #1308 of 1330
So I was holding carnations on my hand yesterday as I entered my class around 5mins late. My friends freaked out and can't help but ask who is it for and the girl that I STILL like after the reject blushed but as I passed it to my friends, who is a guy (just delivering it to him), my whole class went crazy and though I'm gay HAHAHAHA
post #1309 of 1330
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Originally Posted by Kamakahah View Post

Scary.
And rape jokes are never funny.
Glad you avoided that seriously dangerous situation/person.
This +1000
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Originally Posted by BillsonChang007 View Post

So I was holding carnations on my hand yesterday as I entered my class around 5mins late. My friends freaked out and can't help but ask who is it for and the girl that I STILL like after the reject blushed but as I passed it to my friends, who is a guy (just delivering it to him), my whole class went crazy and though I'm gay HAHAHAHA
You gotta admit, it seems suspicious (although I'm not sure why it's a big deal).
post #1310 of 1330
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Originally Posted by ThickGlasses View Post

This +1000
You gotta admit, it seems suspicious (although I'm not sure why it's a big deal).

It's always fun to watch their reactions and all the funny names that comes out haha xD
post #1311 of 1330
Thread Starter 

Been quiet in here.

 

This one time a girl messaged me on a dating site asking if I'd let her gay male bff **** me *** so she could watch.

 

 

 

Uh... so the date didn't happen (obviously?) but I did drag out the conversation for several days.

post #1312 of 1330
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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post
 

Been quiet in here.

 

This one time a girl messaged me on a dating site asking if I'd let her gay male bff **** me *** so she could watch.

 

 

 

Uh... so the date didn't happen (obviously?) but I did drag out the conversation for several days.

Could be the worst date that never happened  :tongue:

post #1313 of 1330
Thread Starter 

Given my experiences that I've written about in this thread... maybe it was the best date that never happened :blink:

post #1314 of 1330

I would've contributed to this thread, but the title suggests that this is only about bad dates :(

post #1315 of 1330
Thread Starter 

Well, tales of debauchery may also be welcome :rolleyes:

post #1316 of 1330
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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post

Well, tales of debauchery may also be welcome rolleyes.gif
That would open the flood gates holding back the all the bad decisions of my youth. *shiver*.
post #1317 of 1330
I went all dumb all over again because the fact that I wasn't quiet satisfied with the answer I got the last time and soooooo I decided to give it a second try but I did it differently by asking her to be prepared, something huge is coming. I google translated 81 languages and wrote it down on paper and stick it on a small box, around it with the remaining in the box. There's also a letter in it. There's one of my IEM in it (#hint, my favorite unit) and my E07K with volume limit set at 20. Lastly, I wrapped the box in white paper so that she wouldn't see all the words immediately.

Wasn't quite dared to tell her directly during the day I passed the box to her although I had plan to. I did walked with her and talked to her a little as usual. It's been two days since I gave her. We didn't talk since then and her friend told me that she's annoyed and a lil pissed about it. And my toys are all still with her. T.T
post #1318 of 1330
Thread Starter 

I am utterly confused on what (if any?) significance was supposed to be in there. Why all the languages? what did you write? why the "gift"?

 

It might seem like too much, or trying too hard, or causes confusion, etc.

post #1319 of 1330
I have no idea why I did that either
post #1320 of 1330

Good luck getting your toys back ;)

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