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post #1171 of 1335
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Originally Posted by BillsonChang007 View Post
 

haha xD I am a indoor guy and extremely shy with girls. Never allowed any girls to sit next to me not any xP literally fear them away. Perfectly fine if they sit in front or facing me but just not next to me because things spread faster than a light year here 

Haha I'm usually alright with girls, or so I would like to think. I've never really noticed how I interact with other people though. Maybe I should start paying attention!

 

Please, do explain what you mean by 'spreading faster than a light year,' my brain is struggling with that sentence :o

post #1172 of 1335
Thread Starter 

If they spread that fast, perhaps it's best to avoid contact altogether... :blink:

post #1173 of 1335
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Originally Posted by BucketInABucket View Post
 

Haha I'm usually alright with girls, or so I would like to think. I've never really noticed how I interact with other people though. Maybe I should start paying attention!

 

Please, do explain what you mean by 'spreading faster than a light year,' my brain is struggling with that sentence :o

I'd also like to know what that means, haha

post #1174 of 1335
The moment when a different gender sit next to each other like a boy and a girl, a picture will be secretly taken and sent out to our class chatting group -> immediately some parents will know and the very next thing is your parents will know and sometimes! even your teachers because they are in the group as well. xD

Sending by picture is "fine" but when they send it by words, as it passes around, it tend to be worse and never getting good:
Billson sitting next to a girl -> Billson sitting next to what seems like his gf -> Billson sitting next to his gf -> Billson sitting next to his gf, heard they gonna marry soon -> Billson sitting next to his wife -> Billson sitting next to his wife and she seems to be pregnant -> Billson sitting next to his wife who is pregnant -> Billson is sitting next to his wife and they seem to have a child already -> Billson is sitting next to his wife and son... And it goes on and on for worse!


The good:
You don't have to awkwardly announce you already have a gf/bf

The bad:
Most of the time, those messages are just rumor. Not at all true...
post #1175 of 1335
Thread Starter 

And to think back in the day as kids we were worried about cooties.

post #1176 of 1335
Yeah, I remember cooties. If you used the pink blocks in the play set they had at school, you could catch cooties. You probably didn't want to be too close to the girls when they were playing with their My Little Ponies or Tamagotchis, either.
post #1177 of 1335
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Originally Posted by Argyris View Post

Yeah, I remember cooties. If you used the pink blocks in the play set they had at school, you could catch cooties. You probably didn't want to be too close to the girls when they were playing with their My Little Ponies or Tamagotchis, either.

And these days you have to worry about every gender playing with My Little Ponies....:eek: 

post #1178 of 1335
I do like awesome pictures of MyLittlePonies like the one I am using now but difinitely not a fan of the movie. Surprisingly, girls in my class watches Anime (not cartoons, they will slain you) while boys watches MyLittlePonies @.@
post #1179 of 1335
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Originally Posted by BillsonChang007 View Post

The moment when a different gender sit next to each other like a boy and a girl, a picture will be secretly taken and sent out to our class chatting group -> immediately some parents will know and the very next thing is your parents will know and sometimes! even your teachers because they are in the group as well. xD

Sending by picture is "fine" but when they send it by words, as it passes around, it tend to be worse and never getting good:
Billson sitting next to a girl -> Billson sitting next to what seems like his gf -> Billson sitting next to his gf -> Billson sitting next to his gf, heard they gonna marry soon -> Billson sitting next to his wife -> Billson sitting next to his wife and she seems to be pregnant -> Billson sitting next to his wife who is pregnant -> Billson is sitting next to his wife and they seem to have a child already -> Billson is sitting next to his wife and son... And it goes on and on for worse!


The good:
You don't have to awkwardly announce you already have a gf/bf

The bad:
Most of the time, those messages are just rumor. Not at all true...

This sounds like something that would happen in a class of 12 year olds.

post #1180 of 1335
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Originally Posted by TheJesusGuy View Post
 

This sounds like something that would happen in a class of 12 year olds.

There is no cell phone for 12 years old kids here [well, majority including me at that age xD] 

post #1181 of 1335
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Originally Posted by TheJesusGuy View Post
 

This sounds like something that would happen in a class of 12 year olds.

 

That was what I was thinking, too. In fact, I'd say more like 10-11. By 12, at least where I went to school, most people seemed to have discovered the opposite sex, and nobody mentioned cooties or sang that "[x] and [y], sittin' in a tree" song anymore. To be sure, around 12 or thereabouts the girls looked different than they had looked a year earlier. Try as we might, eye contact became difficult, as our gaze was drawn inexplicably lower....

post #1182 of 1335
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Originally Posted by Argyris View Post
 

 

That was what I was thinking, too. In fact, I'd say more like 10-11. By 12, at least where I went to school, most people seemed to have discovered the opposite sex, and nobody mentioned cooties or sang that "[x] and [y], sittin' in a tree" song anymore. To be sure, around 12 or thereabouts the girls looked different than they had looked a year earlier. Try as we might, eye contact became difficult, as our gaze was drawn inexplicably lower....

Things have changed since I was 12. When I was 12, there was only one girl that age that exhibited any signs of *ahem* developing, at least as far as anyone could see. Nowadays, they seems to be "growing up" in that way far, far younger....I routinely have to catch myself at work, wondering just how old is this pretty little thing they've just hired.....I don't want to appear like the "dirty old man", after all. 

post #1183 of 1335
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Originally Posted by Achmedisdead View Post
 

Things have changed since I was 12. When I was 12, there was only one girl that age that exhibited any signs of *ahem* developing, at least as far as anyone could see. Nowadays, they seems to be "growing up" in that way far, far younger....I routinely have to catch myself at work, wondering just how old is this pretty little thing they've just hired.....I don't want to appear like the "dirty old man", after all. 

Girls have been reported to be pregnant at 10 and younger. Quite scary really.


Edited by BucketInABucket - 3/7/14 at 4:05am
post #1184 of 1335
Girls... Ew... Cooties...
post #1185 of 1335
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Originally Posted by BucketInABucket View Post

Girls have been reported to be pregnant at 10 and younger. Quite scary really.

!!! D: so how heavy will the baby be? @.@
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