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post #1111 of 1328

So it's V-Day and I still haven't seem overt displays of attention so far, seems disappointing but it's only 11 in the morning.

 

Anyone else enjoying themselves today by giving themselves a great time by doing what we all like, listening to songs?

 

Forever alone club, we should have one.

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Originally Posted by Argyris View Post

I'm not really a bar guy myself. In fact, the last time I was in one was over seven years ago, if I remember correctly. I've been advised by some of my bar-loving friends that it's a great place to meet people. Except that, in the unlikely event that I should actually manage to hit it off with somebody there, unless it's somebody else who doesn't like bars but got dragged along by bar-hopping friends, this hypothetical person would be the sort who...likes bars. Meaning, in order to interact with her, I would have to...go back to the bar. Which I dislike.

Not a conducive strategy for finding a compatible mate, if you think about it that way. In fact, I don't even like alcohol very much. Can't really get past the taste.

I know, I'm very boring. My idea of a fun date would involve eating at a nice (but not ridiculously expensive or pretentious) restaurant, then finding some small townish place to walk around together for the evening. Maybe play some mini golf if there's a course around. Alternately, if we wanted to do something earlier in the day we could go to one of the state parks and trek around through the woods for a few hours. Or, if we wanted to make an entire day of it, we could go across the state to Holland for the tulip festival if it happens to be going on at the time, or up to Traverse City for the cherry festival. Or, if none of these possibilities is in evidence, honestly just going back to either of our homes after dinner and playing board games would be fun, or watching a cheesy, non-serious movie and making snarky comments about the bad acting and belabored plot.

How lame does all this sound?

Not at all xD I like that better than going for a movie! Real date should be that way! xD

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Originally Posted by EuphonicArin View Post

Doesn't sound lame at all. In fact it sounds more romantic than my idea of a date wherein we talk eat drive and then if I'm lucky, we coordinate another date.
Anyways, I'm hoping to get a date tomorrow as I can't stand going to school and seeing all the other couples and... It just makes me feel alone. So best of luck to all of you, and hopefully everyone has a nice V-day.

It's Friday (no school here), V-Day, last day of CNY. Here I am! opening all the red packets and counting and counting it. Finally, come here and look for some audio equipment worth buying. Haha

Got a message from my x-classmate wishing me "Happy V-Day" followed by tons of emojis. Not sure if it's a taunt as I am single -_-
post #1113 of 1328
My ideal date is always going for dinner then relaxing with a film or series whilst drinking hot chocolate. That's what I do with my girlfriend and we are young but both don't enjoy going out drinking. We have each other and enough entertainment, going out you end up getting people hitting on you, and there are no nice places just to go for a drink near where we live anyway.
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Originally Posted by Argyris View Post
 

I'm not really a bar guy myself. In fact, the last time I was in one was over seven years ago, if I remember correctly. I've been advised by some of my bar-loving friends that it's a great place to meet people. Except that, in the unlikely event that I should actually manage to hit it off with somebody there, unless it's somebody else who doesn't like bars but got dragged along by bar-hopping friends, this hypothetical person would be the sort who...likes bars. Meaning, in order to interact with her, I would have to...go back to the bar. Which I dislike.

 

Not a conducive strategy for finding a compatible mate, if you think about it that way. In fact, I don't even like alcohol very much. Can't really get past the taste.

 

I know, I'm very boring. My idea of a fun date would involve eating at a nice (but not ridiculously expensive or pretentious) restaurant, then finding some small townish place to walk around together for the evening. Maybe play some mini golf if there's a course around. Alternately, if we wanted to do something earlier in the day we could go to one of the state parks and trek around through the woods for a few hours. Or, if we wanted to make an entire day of it, we could go across the state to Holland for the tulip festival if it happens to be going on at the time, or up to Traverse City for the cherry festival. Or, if none of these possibilities is in evidence, honestly just going back to either of our homes after dinner and playing board games would be fun, or watching a cheesy, non-serious movie and making snarky comments about the bad acting and belabored plot.

 

How lame does all this sound?

 

I've been to Holland once during my Sophomore year (I went to Ferris State) since my friends and I wanted to go to Lemonjellos. We had fun walking around downtown for a few hours too. It's a nice town. Your ideas sound pleasant. 

 

I don't like the taste of alcohol much either. I feel like it's something you have to force yourself to consistently drink in order to eventually develop a liking.

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Today, I'm seeing a childhood friend for the first time in two and a half years. Really looking forward to the meeting and how she's changed over the years :)

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Originally Posted by TK277 View Post
 

I've been to Holland once during my Sophomore year (I went to Ferris State) since my friends and I wanted to go to Lemonjellos. We had fun walking around downtown for a few hours too. It's a nice town. Your ideas sound pleasant. 

 

I don't like the taste of alcohol much either. I feel like it's something you have to force yourself to consistently drink in order to eventually develop a liking.

 

I'm glad to hear from you and others that my date ideas aren't quite as corny as I suspected. I honestly don't know what people get up to on dates these days, so I just listed stuff I would enjoy doing with good friends.

 

I went to Holland with some friends about a year and a half ago. Unfortunately, we were just a bit late for the tulips, which were mostly spent, and it was a dreary, rainy day. Still, it was pretty fun. We wandered in and out of a few shops and checked out the tents set up for the festival. I also remember the local high school doing a traditional dance routine in clogs. We then went up to the road to visit the Veldheer tulip farm, which probably contained more tulips than I'd ever seen at one time. Sadly, the rain was quite heavy by that time and I didn't really enjoy it as much as I might have. It's hard to take in an expanse of color when your head is down to keep from getting water blown in your face by the wind.

 

Funny thing about alcohol is that, as some of my best friends are Muslim, I would never be in a situation where I could even drink it when I'm hanging out with them. No loss, really.

 

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Today, I'm seeing a childhood friend for the first time in two and a half years. Really looking forward to the meeting and how she's changed over the years :)

 

Hopefully you haven't drifted too far apart. I've had that experience meeting friends after a long time, and unfortunately it's always resulted in us not really having enough in common anymore to remain close friends. That or they were just blowing me off. I suspect in at least one case that it's a bit of both.

 

I'm not saying that's what's going to happen with you, or that my experience is necessarily typical. I really hope you guys can end up being close again.

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Originally Posted by BucketInABucket View Post
 

Today, I'm seeing a childhood friend for the first time in two and a half years. Really looking forward to the meeting and how she's changed over the years :)


Meeting up with old friends can always be great, as you'll feel a great amount of nostalgia for a person, remember though, that that feeling won't last so don't take that as a reason to forge a relationship where there might not be one. Otherwise remember to just have fun! :smile:

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Originally Posted by Argyris View Post

Hopefully you haven't drifted too far apart. I've had that experience meeting friends after a long time, and unfortunately it's always resulted in us not really having enough in common anymore to remain close friends. That or they were just blowing me off. I suspect in at least one case that it's a bit of both.

I'm not saying that's what's going to happen with you, or that my experience is necessarily typical. I really hope you guys can end up being close again.

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Meeting up with old friends can always be great, as you'll feel a great amount of nostalgia for a person, remember though, that that feeling won't last so don't take that as a reason to forge a relationship where there might not be one. Otherwise remember to just have fun! smile.gif
Went wonderfully, even though we didn't get to watch Frozen as planned. We're both nerds and bookworms and I was happy to accompany her in a bookstore while she browsed around. After that, we watched most of V for Vendetta at my place before she had to go back to hers to welcome visitors. She's definitely changed a lot, she has a nice soft lilting voice that's replaced her previous chatterbox noise (rather like replacing a crappy pair of speakers with a nice pair of cans, amp and dac) and she's a refined young woman now! Was a great half-day biggrin.gif
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That's wonderful

post #1120 of 1328
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Originally Posted by Argyris View Post
 

It's the same thing on Sweetest Day--I never remember when this day actually falls, but I'm sure I'll be acutely aware of it once it's here.

What is Sweetest Day?

 

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Nothing really to it. We were both just anti-all the romance fluffery associated with the holiday....in my case, frustration due to being perpetually friend-zoned with any girl I liked, and in her case, frustration over a previous relationship (her boyfriend had left her for another dude...really messed with her head, as you might imagine). So just combining the initials seemed a nice quick pejorative nickname....lol.  

 

In a stranger twist than that, 20-odd years later, she's now married to the guy that previously stole her boyfriend! :blink: We had lost contact over the years, but I found that out from a mutual acquaintance and facepalmed, repeatedly, along with making a lot of,"WTF is wrong with her?" and similar comments.

LOL so I guess guy #2 eventually decided that he was straight.

 
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[...] Go Hollywood [...]

Wow, that's some serious fetish that she has. Same thing to every guy, on the day they first meet? She must have had a pretty messed up childhood to have such sadistic tendencies.

 

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Not lame at all.  I took a girl to a rock museum as a date once.  She acted like she enjoyed it, but I don't think it was her idea of a good time, however, as she told me she was going to plan the next date.  Her next date ended up with me clinging to her for my life on the back of a four wheeler--she drove us out on her father's property for some good ol' target shooting, and making fun of me for my lack of firearms experience.

That sounds great, actually. I would find a girl who likes roughing it up in a four-wheeler pretty hot. As long as she's not a redneck.

 

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Originally Posted by TK277 View Post
 

I don't like the taste of alcohol much either. I feel like it's something you have to force yourself to consistently drink in order to eventually develop a liking.

Beer and wine were acquired tastes for me, and I still can't drink too much of either. But with rum and coke it was love at first sip, and rye/whiskey and coke was even more heavenly. I could drink it like water.

 

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Originally Posted by BucketInABucket View Post

Went wonderfully, even though we didn't get to watch Frozen as planned. We're both nerds and bookworms and I was happy to accompany her in a bookstore while she browsed around. After that, we watched most of V for Vendetta at my place before she had to go back to hers to welcome visitors. She's definitely changed a lot, she has a nice soft lilting voice that's replaced her previous chatterbox noise (rather like replacing a crappy pair of speakers with a nice pair of cans, amp and dac) and she's a refined young woman now! Was a great half-day biggrin.gif

 Loving the descriptors of her voice :beerchug:

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 Loving the descriptors of her voice :beerchug:

Haha, that's pretty much what went through my head as soon as I heard her voice. I have a pretty eccentric mind :D

post #1122 of 1328
So......... NSFW (Click to show)

A little background information, we've been dating for about a month and a half, I am fifteen, and she is sixteen, my friend is fourteen and my sister is twelve and we have talked on the phone for about fifty six hours, sexting once. We have had one date prior and have seen each other twice. We also live a good distance away so it is a bit difficult being able to meet up with each other. I haven't really been with any other girl sexually, and she has been with two guys before, both for around a week, but never going below the waist.

On Saturday my girlfriend got to come over to my house, which was a really nice surprise, We've gotten pretty close over all of our calls and stuff, but still a bit iffy on the whole love thing. She came to our town at eleven thirty. Anyways my dad drove us around my town a little and we would just talk and stuff. My parents and sister really like her because she's fun to be around, really smart and in academic contests and she looks really nice. After we got home and my family stopped bothering us and stuff, we started making out a little bit (we were kissing whenever we were alone for a second or two), and just talking and hanging out, having a good time. So we tell my mom we're going to go walk the river on our property to show her the dinosaur tracks we have on it and such, so we can get a bit more private. After making out and such she was kinda aroused, and brought it up when we were walking, we got to the river and realized we didn't want to get our shoes or jeans wet or anything so we made out a little bit more. We decide to walk to the creek a bit behind my house that's even more secluded so we can get a bit more sexual without having to hear all the cars go by and such. Once we get there we agreed on a blowy if the mood was right and all of that, but for the life of us, neither could get aroused, with the exception of us getting slightly aroused whenever she went topless and I sucked on her upper girly parts, that being a good turn on for her. It didn't do much but it was kinda nice to be alone with her and we talked for a bit but decided to walk back so we didn't seem suspicious. My dad drives us to a nearby friends house to borrow two GameCube controllers from him so we could play Super Smash Bros: Brawl the right way. We go back home and start playing the game for a bit, after about two rounds kissing a little in between each game and ignoring the game and making out when a random boss battle would come on. After the fifth or sixth game we started getting a little more sexual, kinda starting to dry hump and that kinda stuff, we go to my room as the music was bothering us and get on my bed, turning on a movie, The Wolf of Wall Street, so my parents try not to disturb us and can not hear us. We start making out and going back to where we were on the coach, and have a candle going that helped the mood. My hands go up her shirt and start squeezing up there a little bit, until, with the dry humping, she starts moaning and stuff until we decide to stop after about forty minutes and we cuddle for a while. During this cuddling and talking is when we really realized how much we enjoyed each other and that we really love each moment with each other and that feeling of being on top of the world that must be, as cliche and overused as it seems, love. We just kind of sat there with each other and everything felt so utterly amazing and perfect because I was with her and she was with me, not even the sexual play we had done. A bit later we go back to doing as we were, this time my hand going to her lower parts. After a little while she told me to stop, and started to blow me, being the first person to see me lower part since my mother stopped bathing me besides the family doctor. This proceeded amazingly for the next ten seconds until my sister started walking towards my room, which does not have a lock. We quickly got dressed and fixed our hair until my sister went back down stairs. We did again what we did but without the touching of her parts down under or the blowing of mine. We got really aroused but not as much as before my sister interrupted us. We then had to go to my mothers and a few other adults birthday party at a good friend of the families house. I introduced my girlfriend to some of the adults along with the few kids that were there, only one of which I was acquainted with so the three of us hung out. We got our dinner and went to the back of my friends dads pickup truck, where we ate on the tailgate. My friend was really cool with us and we kinda said a few of the things that had happened during the day and even turned off the bed lights for three or four minutes so we could make out a little bit where he just stayed in the car awkwardly. We stopped and hung out with my friend a little more until we told him we were going to the hosts of the parties fishing pond, a ten minute walk away which had a dock and would be very nice, romantic, and secluded. Little did we know my friend asked my sister where the pond was so he could scare us. However, what he did not know is that my sister was following him so she could have fun in whatever plan he had, completely oblivious to what was actually going on. My and my girlfriend were on the dock having a great time, with her starting to moan and being a little loud with it as no one was near, or so we thought, she was also wearing my shirt as she was getting cold and me being the gentleman would be perfectly okay with being cold for the sake of her. We were about a minute or two away from actually having sex, which we had discussed and decided on on the way to the pond. (I did have protection) My friend sneaks up on us and as he starts walking on the dock he turns on his flashlight. My friend is 6'2", the same as my father, so I was sure that we would be busted and have no communication and our relationship to effectively at the very least pause for an indefinite amount of time. He spoke and said it was okay and it was just him, ruining the mood a good bit but not destroying it, so he kinda left a bit while we started to get back into it, when my sister comes over and starts crying, with me fully visible without my shirt on and my girlfriend moaning so I was sure I had scarred my sister. My friend, my girlfriend, and I start kinda yelling to go back now, and the mood is completely obliterated. My friend starts going back with my sister and makes sure she doesn't tell anybody. My girlfriend and I decide that it will have to wait until our next date as we were running out of time and my sister pretty much disabled us from getting in the mood again, even texting that she was "scarred". We go back to the party completely relieved that she had told no one and we confront my sister about what had happened, hoping to thank her. It turns out that she did not catch on to what we were doing, at all, and said she was "scared" because she heard something in the bushes. My girlfriend and I could not help but laugh at that knowing that all was well, but about ten minutes later, my dad had to take us back to meet up with her dad so she could go home. She left at twenty one thirty and we texted about how lucky we were and also about how good of a time that we had together, as we did a lot more than just rub up on each other, just that was all I mentioned in this post.
The next night we had made up for the complete mood kill of the night before by having phone sex actually talking to each other, as neither of us had climaxed at all the day before due to very inconvenient complications.
TL;DR: We had a whole bunch of inconvenient complications withholding us from going to home base.
Edited by gopanthersgo1 - 2/26/14 at 5:32am
post #1123 of 1328
No rush mate, the first time is always going to be slightly awkward. With my current girlfriend I am her first and only person she has had sex with (I've had sex with 11) and her first time was amazing. Key is to not rush, get yourselves in the mood, take it nice and easy and be relaxed and comfortable.
Many girls have horror stories of their first time, pain, blood, and all that, not my current girlfriend, because we waited till we had a good opportunity.
post #1124 of 1328
Thread Starter 

Wow, ok, so... a bit tmi... but hey enjoy those teenage years while you can. And hopefully...

 

post #1125 of 1328
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Originally Posted by ostewart View Post

No rush mate, the first time is always going to be slightly awkward. With my current girlfriend I am her first and only person she has had sex with (I've had sex with 11) and her first time was amazing. Key is to not rush, get yourselves in the mood, take it nice and easy and be relaxed and comfortable.
Many girls have horror stories of their first time, pain, blood, and all that, not my current girlfriend, because we waited till we had a good opportunity.
Yeah I see what you mean, it was really, really nice and in the mood and everything, the only time it was really rushed was out behind my house, but it also almost happened in my room once, but we were too cautious about my parents maybe coming up stairs... I forgot to tell her they were watching a movie. :/

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Originally Posted by Armaegis View Post

Wow, ok, so... a bit tmi... but hey enjoy those teenage years while you can. And hopefully...


Haha sorry I wanted to kinda write it down somewhere so I thought this would be a nice place... and yeah we even listened to that album, she likes it even. smily_headphones1.gif
Oh and maybe a little input could be given here, one of the main reasons why we did not do it during the day and were just a little iffy at the pond was because aside from all of the sex stuffs, we both really, really love our current relationship and we are a little apprehensive about it changing our relationship in some way for the worse, what should we expect to happen to our relationship if we do have sex?
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