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post #106 of 1386
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Oh geez, I haven't even gotten to the harsh stories yet... blink.gif
Oh lol i wonder what's next
post #107 of 1386
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Ahh, been there, done that. There were two absolutely gorgeous sisters at a place I worked at, both around 20 years old at the time. 

 

Twins, Basil, Twins!

 

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Oh lol i wonder what's next

 

I'm gonna let other people post some stories first so I don't monopolize the thread rolleyes.gif

 

Besides, most of my stories are of the crash and burn variety rather than "bad dates". The sad/angry stories don't really make for good reading either. 

post #108 of 1386
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Ahh, been there, done that. There were two absolutely gorgeous sisters at a place I worked at, both around 20 years old at the time. I was crazy about them, but as their father wouldn't let guys near them, nor allow them to have mobile phones or go out without him, I resigned myself to the fact that I might be good friends with them, but nothing further could ever come of my feelings.  I did manage to take each of them aside just because I wanted to tell them how much I loved them as friends, a difficult act given that at that place if you weren't a manager, there was pretty much nowhere where one could get any privacy. Turned out the younger sister had reciprocal feelings, but was too shy to tell me. One day she was sitting at her workstation, almost in tears, and nobody else was around. I almost took her hand but at that moment I remembered a camera that they had put in (because stuff had been going missing) and I didn't do it. At that point I just wanted to sweep her up in my arms and take her away with me.

Sounds like their father must be Portuguese. All the Portuguese girls I dated I had to run the proverbial minefield because their dads were hell bent on preserving their daughters honor until marriage. Considering I'm of Portuguese heritage you would have thought they would be happy at the idea of their daughter showing some interest in me. If anything, they'd run to the closet and grab 2 shotguns instead of 1 when they saw me standing at the door.

post #109 of 1386
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So did I tell you guys the story about how there was this girl that I liked? We were friends for ages and ages, and were super comfortable with each other. We could talk for hours on end, shared many laughs and memories. Then one day she told me she had a boyfriend, and I was happy for her. But then we didn't get to spend as much time together, and I started to miss her, and I realized how much she meant to me. So one day I finally told her how I felt; not out of some forlorn hope, but because I wanted to be honest about things. She didn't look all that surprised, and was actually a little sad. You see, she actually felt the same way back then, but thought I didn't because I never made a move. And now she was with the other guy, so that was that. C'est la vie.

 

Okay, not gonna name any names, but I've found that situation to be a rather common occurrence amongst Head-Fiers.  Weird eh?

 

On a side note, bro you are more in need of a hug than anyone I've ever met.  redface.gif  Every, group hug Nathan!

 

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Ahh, been there, done that. There were two absolutely gorgeous sisters at a place I worked at, both around 20 years old at the time. I was crazy about them, but as their father wouldn't let guys near them, nor allow them to have mobile phones or go out without him, I resigned myself to the fact that I might be good friends with them, but nothing further could ever come of my feelings.  I did manage to take each of them aside just because I wanted to tell them how much I loved them as friends, a difficult act given that at that place if you weren't a manager, there was pretty much nowhere where one could get any privacy. Turned out the younger sister had reciprocal feelings, but was too shy to tell me. One day she was sitting at her workstation, almost in tears, and nobody else was around. I almost took her hand but at that moment I remembered a camera that they had put in (because stuff had been going missing) and I didn't do it. At that point I just wanted to sweep her up in my arms and take her away with me.

 

Again, not gonna name any names, but you two aren't the only ones mate.  Missed hook-ups with girl-friends... what's up with that?

post #110 of 1386

I'm sure most of us have been friend-zoned at one point or another......

 

"I don't know if I'd be able to still talk to you the same way if we were dating"... 

 

post #111 of 1386
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Okay, not gonna name any names, but I've found that situation to be a rather common occurrence amongst Head-Fiers.  Weird eh?

 

On a side note, bro you are more in need of a hug than anyone I've ever met.  redface.gif  Every, group hug Nathan!

 

 

 

Not just head-fiers, it's totally the "nice guy" story that virtually every guy (I suppose some gals too) has gone through.

 

Thanks for the hugs. I haven't even gotten to the bad stuff yet. I'm surprised I'm not in therapy... confused_face.gif

 

 


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I'm sure most of us have been friend-zoned at one point or another......

 

"I don't know if I'd be able to still talk to you the same way if we were dating"... 

 

 

Allow me to introduce you to ladder theory... http://www.laddertheory.com/

post #112 of 1386
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Allow me to introduce you to ladder theory... http://www.laddertheory.com/

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I have also been a "cuddle biznitch" before, with a different girl...... *bookmarks website*

post #113 of 1386
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Or a wet palm in... wait... uh... 

 

So did I tell you guys the story about how there was this girl that I liked? We were friends for ages and ages, and were super comfortable with each other. We could talk for hours on end, shared many laughs and memories. Then one day she told me she had a boyfriend, and I was happy for her. But then we didn't get to spend as much time together, and I started to miss her, and I realized how much she meant to me. So one day I finally told her how I felt; not out of some forlorn hope, but because I wanted to be honest about things. She didn't look all that surprised, and was actually a little sad. You see, she actually felt the same way back then, but thought I didn't because I never made a move. And now she was with the other guy, so that was that. C'est la vie.

 

/every sad guy story ever

Have had a few of these in the past, sometimes you just gotta man up and make the move, women don't like shy guys and the guy is almost always the first person expected to make the move unless that girl has a complete full-on obsession over you which is a different case.

 

I've got one not necessary dating but it's one of the few for me to remember, but I won't say much or go into full detail just be brief about it. There was one girl I met at a friends kick back and relax party/session. So the convo starts after a nice confidence boast from a few drinks. So we were talking, getting along and the convo is going nice and smooth, we exchanged numbers as she had to leave early as her guy friend had to pick her up (which I thought was her bf) but I was wrong, got briefly acquainted with the guy, you know just 5 minute chat before they left off, good bloke. So the next few days go past and I get a call from her saying if she wanted catch up with coffee with her friend, little did I know her friend was that guy that took her home that previous night. So we are talking etc etc at the cafe fast forward few more days and we catch up with more things together, movies, food etc but that damn guy is always there. At this stage I was going to just ask her what the guys relation to her was, she finally came through the truth and told me that was her brother and that he was gay and wanted a boyfriend, so I pretty much became bait and fell for the whole situation so she could lure me more and more into the whole "dating" thing and that she have interest in me as well if she was straight, but she wasn't. 

 

I was speechless, felt vulnerable and pissed at the same time, we did make out a few times but I always felt that it had to be taken to the next step only to find out the hints from the whole thing that I was being used for something.


Edited by DefQon - 5/27/13 at 12:41am
post #114 of 1386
So in school my buddy Joe asks me for a favor. He has a wonderful girl who is super hot and sexy, she is in town for the weekend and he wants to see her only she is with her "chubby" friend who no one has ever seen.

The plan is to meet the gals and drive to an all night dance club in down town Seattle. One reason I agreed to go was I needed a ride to the club. I loved going to this place for dancing, but I didn't own a car. No problem here, I go with em to the club then I'm on my own, right? So were going to get the girls and Joe tells me how I really have to do him a favor. He says "This girl is soo special, so fine, I really need to stay with her friend the whole evening no matter what."OK.

So we're in this mid 80s Mazda pick-up with just marginal seating for two. They come out of the house and Joe was right. This girl of his was great, everything about her was amazing. Joe was short and she was short too. They looked great together. Not only that but this girl of his was fine. That truly sexy kind of fine, cute and smiles, but really really hot a 10.

Now on to her friend. All of us were in the cab of the truck and somehow made the doors close. She was not my type. I don't have a big problem with fat chicks but I never had a fat girl. This girl was nice, not pretty but a nice person. So here I am ready to let my night be more or less a gift to my buddy Joe. Just for the sake of being a good buddy and wow, this gal of his was hot.

So we arrive at the club at 10. I spend 4 hours being nice and dancing with this chick. Finally it was close to 2am and we headed off for home. I really thought my night was over. We pulled up at the 711 at the very heart of downtown Seattle. Joe goes in to buy beer and I waited with the girls in the parking lot. My window was rolled down and I looked across the street to see this sight approaching from afar. I see a girl looking like a Playboy model standing up and sticking out the sun roof of a stretch limo comes rolling up from a facing street. There were cars following it and a lot of commotion about.

The single most amazing thing was this gal waving her arms around was drunk and only wearing a bra. Moments later it pulls up of all places but right next to our little pos truck. About 5 amazing gals get out and run into the 711. All of a sudden this power window rolls down three feet from me. She says Hi It's my Birthday. I said hello, we'll Happy Birthday. She smiles and says" I'm Marcy, how would you like the ride of your life?"

So right then Joe comes back saying "Wow, it's 201AM and they won't sell me any beer. He sees what I'm doing and smiles. There was no room in our little truck, plus she told me I was going to have the ride of my life.

I got into the limo and snuggled up to the Birthday gal. She handed me a bottle of hard liqueur and her one friend said she felt better to ride in front with the driver. So I won't go into detail but the others came back into the limo and i was able to get to know each of these uni girls well.

Doing a good favor for a friend ended up being the night of my life.
Edited by Redcarmoose - 5/27/13 at 8:43am
post #115 of 1386
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Wow, if that's your "bad date" story, your good stories must be scandalous beerchug.gif

post #116 of 1386
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So in school my buddy Joe asks me for a favor. He has a wonderful girl who is super hot and sexy, she is in town for the weekend and he wants to see her only she is with her "chubby" friend who no one has ever seen.

The plan is to meet the gals and drive to an all night dance club in down town Seattle. One reason I agreed to go was I needed a ride to the club. I loved going to this place for dancing, but I didn't own a car. No problem here, I go with em to the club then I'm on my own, right? So were going to get the girls and Joe tells me how I really have to do him a favor. He says "This girl is soo special, so fine, I really need to stay with her friend the whole evening no matter what."OK.

So we're in this mid 80s Mazda pick-up with just marginal seating for two. They come out of the house and Joe was right. This girl of his was great, everything about her was amazing. Joe was short and she was short too. They looked great together. Not only that but this girl of his was fine. That truly sexy kind of fine, cute and smiles, but really really hot a 10.

Now on to her friend. All of us were in the cab of the truck and somehow made the doors close. She was not my type. I don't have a big problem with fat chicks but I never had a fat girl. This girl was nice, not pretty but a nice person. So here I am ready to let my night be more or less a gift to my buddy Joe. Just for the sake of being a good buddy and wow, this gal of his was hot.

So we arrive at the club at 10. I spend 4 hours being nice and dancing with this chick. Finally it was close to 2am and we headed off for home. I really thought my night was over. We pulled up at the 711 at the very heart of downtown Seattle. Joe goes in to buy beer and I waited with the girls in the parking lot. My window was rolled down and I looked across the street to see this sight approaching from afar. I see a girl looking like a Playboy model standing up and sticking out the sun roof of a stretch limo comes rolling up from a facing street. There were cars following it and a lot of commotion about.

The single most amazing thing was this gal waving her arms around was drunk and only wearing a bra. Moments later it pulls up of all places but right next to our little pos truck. About 5 amazing gals get out and run into the 711. All of a sudden this power window rolls down three feet from me. She says Hi It's my Birthday. I said hello, we'll Happy Birthday. She smiles and says" I'm Marcy, how would you like the ride of your life?"

So right then Joe comes back saying "Wow, it's 201AM and they won't sell me any beer. He sees what I'm doing and smiles. There was no room in our little truck, plus she told me I was going to have the ride of my life.

I got into the limo and snuggled up to the Birthday gal. She handed me a bottle of hard liqueur and her one friend said she felt better to ride in front with the driver. So I won't go into detail but the others came back into the limo and i was able to get to know each of these uni girls well.

Doing a good favor for a friend ended up being the night of my life.

Why does stuff like this not happen to me? frown.gif

post #117 of 1386
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Why does stuff like this not happen to me? frown.gif


It was actually kinda scary. They thought it would be funny to throw me out in downtown Seattle nude. It was a challenge to control six sorority gals. They took portraits against my ass cheeks.mad.gif
post #118 of 1386
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So it all worked out... in the end.

 

 

 

/apologies for the pun

post #119 of 1386
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So in school my buddy Joe asks me for a favor. He has a wonderful girl who is super hot and sexy, she is in town for the weekend and he wants to see her only she is with her "chubby" friend who no one has ever seen.

The plan is to meet the gals and drive to an all night dance club in down town Seattle. One reason I agreed to go was I needed a ride to the club. I loved going to this place for dancing, but I didn't own a car. No problem here, I go with em to the club then I'm on my own, right? So were going to get the girls and Joe tells me how I really have to do him a favor. He says "This girl is soo special, so fine, I really need to stay with her friend the whole evening no matter what."OK.

So we're in this mid 80s Mazda pick-up with just marginal seating for two. They come out of the house and Joe was right. This girl of his was great, everything about her was amazing. Joe was short and she was short too. They looked great together. Not only that but this girl of his was fine. That truly sexy kind of fine, cute and smiles, but really really hot a 10.

Now on to her friend. All of us were in the cab of the truck and somehow made the doors close. She was not my type. I don't have a big problem with fat chicks but I never had a fat girl. This girl was nice, not pretty but a nice person. So here I am ready to let my night be more or less a gift to my buddy Joe. Just for the sake of being a good buddy and wow, this gal of his was hot.

So we arrive at the club at 10. I spend 4 hours being nice and dancing with this chick. Finally it was close to 2am and we headed off for home. I really thought my night was over. We pulled up at the 711 at the very heart of downtown Seattle. Joe goes in to buy beer and I waited with the girls in the parking lot. My window was rolled down and I looked across the street to see this sight approaching from afar. I see a girl looking like a Playboy model standing up and sticking out the sun roof of a stretch limo comes rolling up from a facing street. There were cars following it and a lot of commotion about.

The single most amazing thing was this gal waving her arms around was drunk and only wearing a bra. Moments later it pulls up of all places but right next to our little pos truck. About 5 amazing gals get out and run into the 711. All of a sudden this power window rolls down three feet from me. She says Hi It's my Birthday. I said hello, we'll Happy Birthday. She smiles and says" I'm Marcy, how would you like the ride of your life?"

So right then Joe comes back saying "Wow, it's 201AM and they won't sell me any beer. He sees what I'm doing and smiles. There was no room in our little truck, plus she told me I was going to have the ride of my life.

I got into the limo and snuggled up to the Birthday gal. She handed me a bottle of hard liqueur and her one friend said she felt better to ride in front with the driver. So I won't go into detail but the others came back into the limo and i was able to get to know each of these uni girls well.

Doing a good favor for a friend ended up being the night of my life.

Wow, for a minute I thought I was on the "Letters to Penthouse" thread.


Edited by RUMAY408 - 5/27/13 at 6:01pm
post #120 of 1386
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So...what's your story? wink_face.gif

 

Don't have one.  Need to jump back in the pool soon.  This thread certainly doesn't make me eager to do so.

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