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For Sale: Resonessence Invicta

post #1 of 6
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For Sale:
Resonessence Invicta

Will Ship To: CONUS

I'm thinking of ordering an MSB Analog DAC, and this would have to go to make that a reality.  It still has the original plastic cover over the OLED display.

 

Comes with all original accessories, boxes, etc.  Shipping to CONUS only for now as everything else tends to be too much of a pain.

 

More pictures, info available on demand.  

 

Picture of my unit taken by Anax.  Wait... that came out wrong.  


Edited by Radio_head - 5/17/13 at 10:39am
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post #2 of 6

Sorry for the ignorance but can you give a little more description of what the Invicta does?  I might be interested.

 

Cheers

 

Chris

post #3 of 6
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The question isn't what the Invicta does, its what it doesn't do.  I have compiled a small list:

 

Drive Electrostats

Drive Balanced Headphones without an adapter

Operate on Battery power

Open Bottles

Laugh at jokes made at its own expense

Ask for directions even when it has no idea where it is

Grow a Mullet

Freak out that its going to get sucked through the bottom of the escalator if it doesn't hop off at the end

Brings a fake grocery list so that other shoppers think it has to buy the extra large box of Snickers ice cream bars because it's wife wrote it down on the shopping list for the big party and its totally not buying it for itself

Always choose self-checkout at the grocery store so it doesn't get judged when it buys 3 gallons of ice cream that everyone knows its just going to eat at home itself in one sitting

Develop callouses learning the chords to wonderwall to impress a girl who, as it turns out, only listens to doom metal 

Constantly complains about said callouses so that everyone knows it plays guitar and is like, artistic and stuff.

Gets peeved no one takes its artistry seriously and fakes angst to impress upon them just how artistic it is

Spirals into depression over no one buying its angst and as a result becomes truly angst-filled and finally finds an appreciative audience but is now too screwed up to care about it

Assembles a cover band who covers covers of other cover bands

Sets up a maternity ward for animals called Pregnant Paws

Asks for "the Aniston treatment" when at the hair salon or psychotherapist

Starts a bird flu scare when insisting all carrier pigeons are carriers

Insists on carrying out all correspondence through snail mail but still ends up writing in text-speak

Thinks 'churlish' means "to act like Churchill"

Goes to job interviews and upon being asked if it has any flaws insists it only has too flaws.  Being too great.

Thinks Serbians are the lowest level of "free men" as all the others are sub-Serbians

Invent a drinking game in which inebriated people play Connect 4 called Connect 8.

Totally misunderstands what it means when someone tells them they 'look pensive' as a consequence of Harry Potter being the first and last books it had read.

Uses cologne like one would use deodorant

Sells fake weighted 'spin the bottle' bottles to the same cheaters who get weighted dies for D&D.

Starts a bottled water company called Chernobyl Springs

Writes anti-climactic lists that just end

post #4 of 6

I'll take it for a buck chuck.tongue.gif

post #5 of 6

Makes cents to me.  Alors.

post #6 of 6

Finally, a mature and emotionally stable DAC you won't be embarrassed to introduce to your family!


Edited by anetode - 5/24/13 at 6:49am
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