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post #1 of 17
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In the interest of making achmedisdead more colorful and prosaic, I blue-skied this concept for a short time and came up with some worthy alternatives. ergo:-

 

achmedisdeceased

achmediskaput

achmedisgone

achmedisgonski

achmedisnomore

achmedisslain

achmedisdeleted

achmedhasflownthekoop

achmedhasleftthebuilding

achmedhastakenadive

achmedhastakenasixfootdiveinawoodenovercoat

achmedhasshuffledoffthismortalcoil

achmedhasjoinedthespiritworld

achmedhasjoinedthetwilightzone

achmedhasprovedhe'snotimmortal

achmedhastakenthebigpaycheck

achmedRIP

achmedhasansweredthefinalsmmons

achmedhasassumedroomtemperature

achmedhasgivenanobulustocharon

achmedhasbittenthedust

achmedhasbittenthebigone

achmedisbeyondtheveil

achmedhasboughtthefarm

achmedhasbreathedhislastsigh

achmedhascashedinhischips

achmedhascroaked

achmedhascometoastickyend

achmedhastakenthebugonefortheboys

achmediscountingworms

achmedisdeadasadodo

achmedisdeadasadoornail

achmedhasgoneoverthebigridge

achmedhasfadedaway

achmedhasfallenoffhisperch

achmedisnowfoodforworms

achmedhasgivenuptheghost

achmedhasgonehomeinabox

achmedhastakenalongwalkoffashortpier

achmedhasgonetothelastroundup

achmedhasgonethewayofallflesh

achmedhasgonewest

achmedhasmetthegrimreaper

achmedhashandedinhisticket

achmedhashandedinhisdinnerpail

achmedhasboughtit

achmedshourhascome

achmedhasjoinedthegreatmajority

achmedhaskickedthebucket

achmedhasmethismaker

achmedispushingupdaisies

achmedhassnuffedit

achmedhastakenhislastbow

achmedhasturneduphistoes

 

 

Any more worthy, or not-so-worthy contenders.?

 

Come bach achmed - all is forgiven

Alas, poor achmed.  I knew him well.

 

Achmed has changed his name to abou ben adhem

 

Quote:James henry Leigh Hunt
Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!)
Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace,
And saw, within the moonlight in his room,
Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom,
An angel writing in a book of gold:—
Exceeding peace had made Ben Adhem bold,
And to the Presence in the room he said
"What writest thou?"—The vision raised its head,
And with a look made of all sweet accord,
Answered "The names of those who love the Lord."
"And is mine one?" said Abou. "Nay, not so,"
Replied the angel. Abou spoke more low,
But cheerly still, and said "I pray thee, then,
Write me as one that loves his fellow men."

The angel wrote, and vanished. The next night
It came again with a great wakening light,
And showed the names whom love of God had blessed,
And lo! Ben Adhem's name led all the rest.

 

Achmed then changed it to abdul the bulbul ameer

 

post #2 of 17

Most all of your alternatives are simply too long for the forum to handle.wink.gif Achmedisdead was a compromise because Achmed The Dead Terrorist wouldn't fit.

post #3 of 17
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Quote:achmedhastakenasixfootdiveinawoodenovercoat
Most all of your alternatives are simply too long for the forum to handle.wink.gif Achmedisdead was a compromise because Achmed The Dead Terrorist wouldn't fit.

AchmedRIP sounds short and sweet.

 

Maybe we should go to the Feedback and Bug Report Forum and beg/demand that we get longer avatat names.

 

Otherwise Rumplestiltskin won't be accepted either.......

 

or maybe you can pick the one you like best and ask the mods for  special dispensation. The black bird may comply.....


Edited by wink - 4/12/13 at 4:14am
post #4 of 17
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AchmedRIP sounds short and sweet.

 

Maybe we should go to the Feedback and Bug Report Forum and beg/demand that we get longer avatat names.

 

Otherwise Rumplestiltskin won't be accepted either.......

 

or maybe you can pick the one you like best and ask the mods for  special dispensation. The black bird may comply.....

Currawong already helped me out.....gave me my custom title. biggrin.gif

post #5 of 17
Thread Starter 

He must be responsible for my gem too....

post #6 of 17
Thread Starter 

Speaking of currawong.

 

I was up at Katoomba going for a bushwalk when about 20 currawongs flew into a gum tree and serenaded my group as we started out hike..

 

post #7 of 17
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Speaking of currawong.

 

I was up at Katoomba going for a bushwalk when about 20 currawongs flew into a gum tree and serenaded my group as we started out hike..

 

 

A most fascinating bird!

post #8 of 17
Thread Starter 

THe magpies are good too..

 

 

The other birds in the background are these.

 

Sorry 'bout the ad at the start...

post #9 of 17

One of these appears to have taken up residence in our back yard.....a pretty bird, that does not sound pretty at all....lol.

 

post #10 of 17
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Originally Posted by Achmedisdead View Post

One of these appears to have taken up residence in our back yard.....a pretty bird, that does not sound pretty at all....lol.

 

 

Might look pretty and not sound pretty but they sure are pretty tasty

beerchug.gif

post #11 of 17

Hey when you're talking about a terrorist, Achmedisdead just works!o2smile.gif

post #12 of 17
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Originally Posted by TrollDragon View Post

Might look pretty and not sound pretty but they sure are pretty tasty
beerchug.gif

+1

I happen to know that this will very neatly convert the trespassing bird into a tasty meal... wink.gif


post #13 of 17
Thread Starter 

Don't forget the pineapple.....

 

Moving along........

 

 

What's the difference between a terrorist and a mother-in-law?

 

You can negotiate with a terrorist......

post #14 of 17
Thread Starter 
Quote:achmedhastakenalongwalkoffashortpier
Wring Necked Pheasant

Fixed...

 


Edited by wink - 4/13/13 at 5:54am
post #15 of 17
Thread Starter 

achmed, come back - all is forgiven.

 

We have found the fountain of life.

 

The only problem is that you need to be alive to avail yourself of it's benefits.

 

Better luck in your next life - if you believe in reincarnation.  I don't.

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