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post #616 of 649
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Originally Posted by gopanthersgo1 View Post

You're all idiots, the pineapple is a fake fruited developed by the Aztecs with the organization later taken over by the Illuminate. Then, the Illuminate has been adding chemicals to the pineapple which make it more addicting and scale down ones creativity. With the lower creativity people will buy more and more pineapples, increasing the funds, where the Illuminate is developing more advanced chemicals to brainwash all of society into spending more and more on their cable providers, making billions for Comcast. Once Comcast makes enough money, they will invent a way to increase the Earths gravitational pull, forcing more and more people to sit down and watch TV and go on the internet. This is all an evil scheme to take down their biggest competitor, Verizon, who Comcast will higher killers to dispose of their enemy. If you need proof, Comcast has seven letters, and Verizon has seven letters, this creates tension, which also has seven letters. This makes 777, three numbers which make Vegas millions of dollars. Vegas has five letters, five minus three is two. Humans have two eyes. Comcast is run by humans. Humans has six letters, letter has six letters, gravity has seven letters. Seven minus six is one. There is one triangle on the back of the dollar bill. Conspiracy theory confirmed.


LOL! That is why you need to add a little Ling Hing powder onto the pineapple to neutralize all the chemicals before you consume so all will be good.

post #617 of 649
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Originally Posted by gopanthersgo1 View Post

You're all idiots, the pineapple is a fake fruited developed by the Aztecs with the organization later taken over by the Illuminate. Then, the Illuminate has been adding chemicals to the pineapple which make it more addicting and scale down ones creativity. With the lower creativity people will buy more and more pineapples, increasing the funds, where the Illuminate is developing more advanced chemicals to brainwash all of society into spending more and more on their cable providers, making billions for Comcast. Once Comcast makes enough money, they will invent a way to increase the Earths gravitational pull, forcing more and more people to sit down and watch TV and go on the internet. This is all an evil scheme to take down their biggest competitor, Verizon, who Comcast will higher killers to dispose of their enemy. If you need proof, Comcast has seven letters, and Verizon has seven letters, this creates tension, which also has seven letters. This makes 777, three numbers which make Vegas millions of dollars. Vegas has five letters, five minus three is two. Humans have two eyes. Comcast is run by humans. Humans has six letters, letter has six letters, gravity has seven letters. Seven minus six is one. There is one triangle on the back of the dollar bill. Conspiracy theory confirmed.

You've obviously eaten too much unpeeled pineapples to come up with this diatribe. Please, peel before consumption. :basshead:

 

I would suggest that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others. :L3000: 

post #618 of 649
All of my favorite drinks have pineapple in them and *on* them...


post #619 of 649
post #620 of 649

Pineapple is one of my favorite fruits.

 

Without having read through this entire thread I might understand where all this hate is coming from, if a Western-supermarket-grade pineapple is the reference point.

 

Try a freshly picked, ripened to perfection, locally grown pineapple in a tropical South American region, and then come back :smile: 

post #621 of 649

Just out of clarity's sake because many newcomers might not be familiar with the history of things, the original intent of the thread and what culminated afterwards was not fed by extremist beliefs on either side.

 

There is a thread known as the Themed Monthly Avatar Thread where silly, rambunctious fun was had day after day. It had been one of the most active threads on Head-Fi and as such a lot of interesting personalities grew out of that.

 

Going by chronological order I believe it had either been me or wink that initiated a discussion on the hallowed fruit over yonder thread. This is where a good portion of the blame could be placed upon me. Having found the topic particularly interesting and, forgive the pun, ripe with potential for future comedic endeavours, I aimed to adapt the fruit into my persona on that thread.

 

I was actually surprised that the custom title people will see above me right now is absent of my pineapple-rific endeavours. There was at least 30-40 pages on that thread dedicated to the tropical fruit but you crack one joke about cat butts...nevertheless, the whole thing had, much to my bemusement, drawn a lot of interest.

 

Now having read this far and seeing that I've not cracked a joke, it should become apparent that my comedic abilities are not as some would say, outstanding. I dare say that many might have found things irritating over time. The thing eventually became a well-known, long-running gag that had become tied to me. But it had run on too long so I decided to retire things as it were.

 

Sometime between the span of this, and the originating joke, this thread was conceived by a past member of the TMAC thread. Now members of the forum that had not been highly involved in the TMAC thread were free to let their thoughts on an apparently controversial fruit known. This too ripened with age until it had died a quiet death up until this month.

 

To take off the internet persona for just one brief, fleeting minute - I in no way had any animosity towards pineapples in the beginning. But ever since the topic had been raised my views have changed quite a bit, from being fairly optimistic, to what it is now.

 

I am still able to enjoy pineapple-flavoured foods, especially pina coladas. However, and this is a great example of how something can manifest itself into the physical world, I no longer eat any raw pineapples.

 

Now one of my parents worked in the food production industry, particularly with produce. And yes this not only includes pineapples, but another of my dreaded enemies, the avocado. So I am in no way inexperienced in the ways to prepare these foods. I know all too much. However the numbing sensation, whether the pineapple is prepared properly or not, changed from being mildly annoying, to being a full on problem a while back.

 

Blame it on Head-Fi to have played another hand in ruining an aspect of my life. Nevertheless I thought this might be an interesting thing to bring up. Things have truly come full circle. I've made many friends through this whole fiasco so I look at it on the whole as a positive thing. Perhaps one day the thread title can reflect that as well. As of right now, it is just a reminder of a fun, innocent period, once upon a time on Head-Fi.

post #622 of 649

Fun and innocent...ah, those were the days! I'll always fondly remember the pineapple vs cheese wars. I'm sure I've talked about cheese somewhere in this thread, since taking sides in said wars was just what us cool kids did at the time. Now we post random stuff in the Fun Break thread, because we're about 20% cooler than we were back when we were so worried about whether pineapple or cheese was better.

post #623 of 649
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Originally Posted by TwinQY View Post
 

Just out of clarity's sake because many newcomers might not be familiar with the history of things, the original intent of the thread and what culminated afterwards was not fed by extremist beliefs on either side.

 

There is a thread known as the Themed Monthly Avatar Thread where silly, rambunctious fun was had day after day. It had been one of the most active threads on Head-Fi and as such a lot of interesting personalities grew out of that.

 

Going by chronological order I believe it had either been me or wink that initiated a discussion on the hallowed fruit over yonder thread. This is where a good portion of the blame could be placed upon me. Having found the topic particularly interesting and, forgive the pun, ripe with potential for future comedic endeavours, I aimed to adapt the fruit into my persona on that thread.

 

I was actually surprised that the custom title people will see above me right now is absent of my pineapple-rific endeavours. There was at least 30-40 pages on that thread dedicated to the tropical fruit but you crack one joke about cat butts...nevertheless, the whole thing had, much to my bemusement, drawn a lot of interest.

 

Now having read this far and seeing that I've not cracked a joke, it should become apparent that my comedic abilities are not as some would say, outstanding. I dare say that many might have found things irritating over time. The thing eventually became a well-known, long-running gag that had become tied to me. But it had run on too long so I decided to retire things as it were.

 

Sometime between the span of this, and the originating joke, this thread was conceived by a past member of the TMAC thread. Now members of the forum that had not been highly involved in the TMAC thread were free to let their thoughts on an apparently controversial fruit known. This too ripened with age until it had died a quiet death up until this month.

 

To take off the internet persona for just one brief, fleeting minute - I in no way had any animosity towards pineapples in the beginning. But ever since the topic had been raised my views have changed quite a bit, from being fairly optimistic, to what it is now.

 

I am still able to enjoy pineapple-flavoured foods, especially pina coladas. However, and this is a great example of how something can manifest itself into the physical world, I no longer eat any raw pineapples.

 

Now one of my parents worked in the food production industry, particularly with produce. And yes this not only includes pineapples, but another of my dreaded enemies, the avocado. So I am in no way inexperienced in the ways to prepare these foods. I know all too much. However the numbing sensation, whether the pineapple is prepared properly or not, changed from being mildly annoying, to being a full on problem a while back.

 

Blame it on Head-Fi to have played another hand in ruining an aspect of my life. Nevertheless I thought this might be an interesting thing to bring up. Things have truly come full circle. I've made many friends through this whole fiasco so I look at it on the whole as a positive thing. Perhaps one day the thread title can reflect that as well. As of right now, it is just a reminder of a fun, innocent period, once upon a time on Head-Fi.


^

LMAO WHAT THE Fff DID I JUST READ???!!! :blink:

 

Blah blah blah me me me, me me me blah blah blah!!! Your self-indulgent righteous/ centeredness disgusted me just like that unholy spiky yellow fruit!!! 

 

ALL HAIL DA' MIGHTY/ NOURISHING VERSATILE AVOCADO.

... CUZ THERE'S JUST SOOOOOO MANY WAYS TO SKIN ONE.

 

  •  AVOCADO SHAKE/SMOOTHIE.
  • GUACAMOLE
  • FRESHLY SLICED SERVED WITH RICE
  • AMAZING IN SANDWICHES/ BURGERS
  • SPRINKLE SOME SUGAR ON TOP AND EAT IT STRAIGHT
  • GREAT IN SALSAS/SALADS
  • MAKES FOR AN AMAZING CREAMY SPREAD
  • AVOCADO OIL/CHIPS IS AMAZING
  • ETC
  • ETC
  • ETC

 

Then there are a crazy variety of them, the hass being the bread and butta' that is the most creamy, while others are more light and sweet in texture/taste....

.... just to name a few.

Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)

 

^

The green fruit wins EVERY TYME!!!

post #624 of 649

You're absolutely right! After 3 minutes of soul-searching I've come to the conclusion that I am a self-indulgent **** and what you posted was far less obscene and crude. You know what they say (well of course you know what they say you're probably in the Mensa club or something), stupid people always underestimate their stupidity

 

Just ordered a couple of one-way tickets to the Himalayas (too stupid to find the round-trip checkbox), off to herd some mountain goats, or whatever best befits my meager intelligence.

 

Good luck promoting whatever that green thing is (I think a tennis ball? I'm also color-blind and deaf it seems). It's a uphill battle for sure though. You know a lot of stupid people lurk these forums. Hey just look at me! Well I guess you can't I'm behind my monitor. See there I go again. Better stop wasting time talking and start packing. I should go with summer clothes right? I'll just see what they have at their Target and/or The Gap branch.

post #625 of 649
That's why I can't be one of the cool kids - I like pineapples, avocados AND cheese. Heck, I've even been known to eat them at the same time! You can make excellent fish tacos with some grilled halibut chunks, soft corn tortillas, cheese, cabbage and an avocado-pineapple salsa. Add a little hot sauce for heat, and it is yummmmy!!

Now if you want to know my mortal enemies, they are these two:





Strong red onions and dill pickles. *shudder*


post #626 of 649
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Originally Posted by TwinQY View Post
 

You're absolutely right! After 3 minutes of soul-searching I've come to the conclusion that I am a self-indulgent **** and what you posted was far less obscene and crude. You know what they say (well of course you know what they say you're probably in the Mensa club or something), stupid people always underestimate their stupidity

 

Just ordered a couple of one-way tickets to the Himalayas (too stupid to find the round-trip checkbox), off to herd some mountain goats, or whatever best befits my meager intelligence.

 

Good luck promoting whatever that green thing is (I think a tennis ball? I'm also color-blind and deaf it seems). It's a uphill battle for sure though. You know a lot of stupid people lurk these forums. Hey just look at me! Well I guess you can't I'm behind my monitor. See there I go again. Better stop wasting time talking and start packing. I should go with summer clothes right? I'll just see what they have at their Target and/or The Gap branch.

 

 

If you're getting summer clothes, I would suggest coordinating your wardrobe in avocado green. I would also suggest maybe searching for summer clothes at a different time of the year, since shops are likely to be carrying winter stuff at this time, it being summer and all.

post #627 of 649
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Originally Posted by TwinQY View Post
 

You're absolutely right! After 3 minutes of soul-searching I've come to the conclusion that I am a self-indulgent **** and what you posted was far less obscene and crude. You know what they say (well of course you know what they say you're probably in the Mensa club or something), stupid people always underestimate their stupidity

 

Just ordered a couple of one-way tickets to the Himalayas (too stupid to find the round-trip checkbox), off to herd some mountain goats, or whatever best befits my meager intelligence.

 

Good luck promoting whatever that green thing is (I think a tennis ball? I'm also color-blind and deaf it seems). It's a uphill battle for sure though. You know a lot of stupid people lurk these forums. Hey just look at me! Well I guess you can't I'm behind my monitor. See there I go again. Better stop wasting time talking and start packing. I should go with summer clothes right? I'll just see what they have at their Target and/or The Gap branch.

 

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Originally Posted by billybob_jcv View Post

That's why I can't be one of the cool kids - I like pineapples, avocados AND cheese. Heck, I've even been known to eat them at the same time! You can make excellent fish tacos with some grilled halibut chunks, soft corn tortillas, cheese, cabbage and an avocado-pineapple salsa. Add a little hot sauce for heat, and it is yummmmy!!

Now if you want to know my mortal enemies, they are these two:





Strong red onions and dill pickles. *shudder*


 

I like them all, too, despite my many (hopefully) humorous statements to the contrary. I probably wouldn't want to eat pineapple-studded cheesy guacamole, though.

 

I'm not a huge fan of pickles, but red onions are excellent in moderation. They complement a nice lox sandwich with cream cheese on rye, or the legendary fried grouper sandwiches you used to be able to get at the on-site restaurant at the Bilmar in Treasure Island, Florida. That was over ten years ago, though, and a cursory glance at their website suggests they've changed around their dining since I was last there, so no word on whether those sandwiches still exist. If I remember correctly, you could get sliced cheese on top if you wanted. No pineapple or avocado in sight, though.

post #628 of 649
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Originally Posted by TwinQY View Post
 

You're absolutely right! After 3 minutes of soul-searching I've come to the conclusion that I am a self-indulgent **** and what you posted was far less obscene and crude. You know what they say (well of course you know what they say you're probably in the Mensa club or something), stupid people always underestimate their stupidity

 

Just ordered a couple of one-way tickets to the Himalayas (too stupid to find the round-trip checkbox), off to herd some mountain goats, or whatever best befits my meager intelligence.

 

Good luck promoting whatever that green thing is (I think a tennis ball? I'm also color-blind and deaf it seems). It's a uphill battle for sure though. You know a lot of stupid people lurk these forums. Hey just look at me! Well I guess you can't I'm behind my monitor. See there I go again. Better stop wasting time talking and start packing. I should go with summer clothes right? I'll just see what they have at their Target and/or The Gap branch.

^

FINALLY WAS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND??? I AM GLAD THAT AFTER ALL THIS TYME MY MESSAGE HAS GOTTEN THROUGH TO YOU. BUT HEY YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SLOW BUT JUST STUPID!!! ;)

 

Oh and by that Dunning-Kruger effect remark i think you meant to say my delusional SWAGGA'??? Nah my SWAG is legit and is PERFECT served up in green as in avocado SAUCE. :cool:

.... AND YES DAT IS GREEN AND IS MADE OF 100% AVOCADOS!!! :ph34r:

 

 

 

 

 

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Originally Posted by billybob_jcv View Post

That's why I can't be one of the cool kids - I like pineapples, avocados AND cheese. Heck, I've even been known to eat them at the same time! You can make excellent fish tacos with some grilled halibut chunks, soft corn tortillas, cheese, cabbage and an avocado-pineapple salsa. Add a little hot sauce for heat, and it is yummmmy!!

Now if you want to know my mortal enemies, they are these two:





Strong red onions and dill pickles. *shudder*


^

BLASPHEMY!!! Purple onions are dat schiit!!!

 

Thinks you need to try another type of pickles then, can't go wrong with the sweet/ savory and crunchy taste of the "Bread and Butta'" variant. :)

 

 

 

 

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Originally Posted by Argyris View Post
 

 

If you're getting summer clothes, I would suggest coordinating your wardrobe in avocado green. I would also suggest maybe searching for summer clothes at a different time of the year, since shops are likely to be carrying winter stuff at this time, it being summer and all.

^

Shhhhhh don't give that fool any shopping tips meng, me might actually end up looking "right" for once which he never is sadly. ;)


Edited by sfwalcer - 7/20/14 at 11:53pm
post #629 of 649
I love sweet pickles, and I also like sweet Vidalia onions - but I can't stand the smell or taste of dill. If some of the french fries are touching a dill pickle on my plate, I won't eat the contaminated fries.
post #630 of 649
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Originally Posted by billybob_jcv View Post

I love sweet pickles, and I also like sweet Vidalia onions - but I can't stand the smell or taste of dill. If some of the french fries are touching a dill pickle on my plate, I won't eat the contaminated fries.

So the vinegar is ok?

 

My favorite dish is a steak Filet mignon marinade. I think everyone should try a vinegar steak marinade at least once. The thing is you can't go more than 20 hours or the vinegar has a chance of going to far on the steak.

 

About 20 hours with cracked pepper and a clove of garlic. Desert is Swiss chocolate.

 

 

C







As you can see when pineapples are even remotely compared to a good steak or Swiss chocolate, it puts them in their low place. Pineapples are really the worst food.
Edited by Redcarmoose - 7/21/14 at 3:10am
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