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Originally Posted by Argyris View Post
 Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. quotes. He was such a genius. He must have eaten lots and lots of cheese.

Is that why he died at the early age of 84?

 

How many more are you willing to take, dreaded cheese...

 

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Originally Posted by wink View Post
 

Pineapples still rule over bovine protein blocks.

Cattle mammory mold.

post #542 of 649

Pineapple is nasty, over filled with vitamin C and sugar, and can be used as a blunt weapon.

On the other hand, many other fruits can be served without so much hassle and taste just as good, if not better.

 

Shocking news: Man almost kills wife with pineapple!

post #543 of 649

That's how effective it is....

 

Though it's too sensitive to finish off such a rough job. More or less a job for the durian bomb. If smells could kill...

 

And it's never good to have an overdose of vitamin Cheese...

  

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On the other hand, many other fruits can be served without so much hassle and taste just as good, if not better.

If you have no graphs to prove such outlandish statements, you must acquit.

post #544 of 649
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Originally Posted by TwinQY View Post
 

That's how effective it is....

 

Though it's too sensitive to finish off such a rough job. More or less a job for the durian bomb. If smells could kill...

 

And it's never good to have an overdose of vitamin Cheese...

  

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If you have no graphs to prove such outlandish statements, you must acquit.

^ What a utterly weak and invalid defense.

 

 

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Originally Posted by stuartfang View Post
 

Pineapple is nasty, over filled with vitamin C and sugar, and can be used as a blunt weapon.

On the other hand, many other fruits can be served without so much hassle and taste just as good, if not better.

 

Shocking news: Almost kills with pineapple!!!

^ Yeppp sounds about right cuz it's 100% legit. Here let me dramatize this horrible crime scene for everyone. Dat Pineapple is DANGEROUS and GUILTY!!!

 

... exhibit A: during the heat of the moment a mystery pointy object was grabbed and held by the defense as seen here.

 

... exhibit B: cross field and frequency analysis shows that the mystery object can NOT and i emphasis NOT be a durian for its extremely peaky curves can NOT be handled nor held in such a manner.

 

... exhibit C: ladies and gentlemen as evidenced here the victim is repeatedly struck with a top pointy object that is CLEARLY held by two hands which is impossible to do if it's a durian. All evidence points to the evil pineapple as the culprit of this heinous crime.

 

CASE CLOSED!!!

 

... banned and locked up for crime against humanity.

 

post #545 of 649

IF only they had been trained properly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Originally Posted by sfwalcer View Post
 

^ What a utterly weak and invalid defense.

 

 

^ Yeppp sounds about right cuz it's 100% legit. Here let me dramatize this horrible crime scene for everyone. Dat Pineapple is DANGEROUS and GUILTY!!!

 

... exhibit A: during the heat of the moment a mystery pointy object was grabbed and held by the defense as seen here.

 

... exhibit B: cross field and frequency analysis shows that the mystery object can NOT and i emphasis NOT be a durian for its extremely peaky curves can NOT be handled nor held in such a manner.

 

... exhibit C: ladies and gentlemen as evidenced here the victim is repeatedly struck with a top pointy object that is CLEARLY held by two hands which is impossible to do if it's a durian. All evidence points to the evil pineapple as the culprit of this heinous crime.

 

CASE CLOSED!!!

 

... banned and locked up for crime against humanity.

 

post #546 of 649
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Originally Posted by Hutnicks View Post

 

IF only they had been trained properly.

^ The hell did i just watched. :blink:

 

Figures Canadians and their nonsensical sick love for the pineapple is indeed mental.


Edited by sfwalcer - 9/19/13 at 12:37am
post #547 of 649
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Originally Posted by TwinQY View Post
 

If you have no graphs to prove such outlandish statements, you must acquit.

 

post #548 of 649

^

... ouch that's gotta hurt!!! Now i know how that pineapple bashed victim felt. :triportsad:

 

post #549 of 649

No CSD - can't take it seriously.

 

I've got a great waterfall plot though.

post #550 of 649
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Originally Posted by TwinQY View Post
 

No CSD - can't take it seriously.

 

I've got a great waterfall plot though.

^ Here's what i think of your waterfall plot. :tongue:

 

 

post #551 of 649

Pineapples are heaven - cheese is crud,

Eat the exotic and ditch the dud.

Pineapples are fresh - cheese is old,

Pineapple is fruit and cheese is mold.

Eat the natural food - take it as read,

Pineapples are gold and cheese is lead.

post #552 of 649
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Originally Posted by wink View Post
 

Pineapples are heaven

 

If pineapples are heaven, then

 

post #553 of 649

Satin's great. Wish they had more earpads made with the stuff...

 

Smooth like a cat's bottom, unlike a durian's bottom.

post #554 of 649
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Originally Posted by TwinQY View Post
 

Satin's great. Wish they had more earpads made with the stuff...

 

Smooth like a cat's bottom, unlike a durian's bottom.

 

there's just something about the rear of a cat huh TwinQY

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