(figured people are probably getting sick of me posting the t-shirt version; I do agree with The Dude though)
This thread was butterflies and sunshine, and then you mentioned SALT.
Why would you do such a horrible thing?
Wait, there are other toys beyond Legos?
Actual contributions inbound:
Measurements are not all that and a bag of chips. But I also have a bit of an issue with some of the really ridiculous super-human claims that people make on the flipside. The "unpopular opinion" is that there's a big grey region in the middle where reality exists, and we all live.