I bought Some Solo HD's a couple of years back, but now regret wasting $200 on them and well... I can't just throw them away and nobody wants to buy them.
Yes you can. The next time you pass by a nice garbage can take these headphones into your hand and then throw the accursed Beats in.
The second option for you would be to smash them with a hammer into pieces live on internet. Announce it beforehand and ask for one dollar contribution from those who would like to see it done. You might get a couple hundred of contributors, or maybe even more.
The third option would be to phone around the pawn shops and ask if there is a stuffed head of a wild boar, as a hunting trophy, in one of them. After acquiring it put the Beats Solo headphones on the ears of this wild pig's head and take it to a gallery of modern art. Tell the gallery director that you have a piece of art to exhibit, for a potential sale. Give this artistic creation some artsy shmartsy name like 'Beats the Pig : Only a Dead Pig Can Enjoy Them' or something similar and say that your art piece is a critique of the consumerist culture. The peddlers of modern art like this kind of ideological underpinning of artistic activity.
The fourth option would be to find a good lawyer and sue Dr. Dre and his outfit for the damages due to you being constantly depressed and mentally hurt ever since buying these headphones, after being fooled by the false advertising about their quality.
They aren't horrible head phones... you can keep them around, and use them as a comparison to every other headphone you own! With a pair of beats as a [reference] you could convert a ALOT of Beat o Philes into getting some serious gear!
Yea it's terrible, but if ppl can hear them AND THEN hear something better, then the truth will be more... obvious to them! I say use them Beats again'st them Beats FANS!
A - Excuse me, Sir, I think that you made a typing error. You probably wanted to say "They are horrible headphones". They truly are, so much that they should not be called headphones.
B - Yours is a very good suggestion, to use the Beats against the Beats mob. In the name of the future converts I thank you.
Yes, use them in the crusade to convert the heretics to the light!
And if they would refuse to convert I would suggest for them a penal colony on the Devil's Island. But really, I think they are more like atrocious heathens than heretics. The heretics are those who once knew what truth is and then rejected it. The Beats people are predominantly those who never 'seen the light' and who live in darkness. We should be like saint Patrick or saint Monica, showing the way for them and bringing them to light. Maybe even praying for them. A very good headphones make for a little piece of heaven.
Edited by zorin - 11/23/13 at 8:51am