Umm, this EQ talk isn't gonna go over well. Let's drop it and move on yeah? Or alternatively...


One time though I went on a date with this one girl who insisted we stop by the mall because she needed to pick something up. Long story short, she ran into some of her friends and started talking. Over an hour later she finally shut up and we were able to leave the mall. The date went downhill from there because I was pissed we missed the movie and she was pissed I insisted we leave after an hour of her jabbering with her girlfriends about dumb crap. Seriously, after an hour of watching a hen party if she had stayed any longer I would have said forget it and just left and gone home and left her behind to get a ride with her friends.
True story.
That's the universe trying to tell you "No, definitely not her. WTF were you thinking???"






















