Your far far far better xD
YKYAAW your definition of "shopping" is different from other's
;3 I troll a lot though
"Hey I'm gonna go shopping!"
"What games/clothes/whatever are you going to buy?"
"Actually, I'm going headphone shopping."
No need to be based off anything. ;) Just get, like, 50 feet of paracord and the world's strongest neck muscles and your set.