I use this one as my best comment for competitions on head-fi(3rd one). Hopefully it finally wins me something on head-fi.....
As a Panda, I am but a simple one. I need not money or interaction. Just my simple things of bamboo and water. My bamboo and water, however are different as the moon that shines and sun that beams. They are my headphones and my music. The necessities of any Panda's life. Only a haiku can explain the ramifications of what my bamboo, my headphones say about me...a simple Panda.
With Every Can
Sound comes out another way
Matching with the music
For, with every bass drop in my dubstep to every Asian singer in my pop. My headphones will give me a different sensation. From my EDM with my Ultrasone's, and the vocals on my AKG's. My bamboo holds steady with my trustworthy amps, to deliver but a simple tune to these black ears of mine. Who are but ever so fuzzy!
I am but a simple Panda, my headphones say that about me. I can not afford to have much bamboo, but I can enjoy them. My headphones say that I have my own style and beliefs and that I like companies. They say that I have gone through a journey from a basshead, to a not as much but understanding one. I have ventured through the planes and sought bamboo after bamboo, only to be rewarded with one a many choices to choose from! They do not speak much, but my headphones themselves are words powerful enough for any Panda to bestow on itself.
And so I shall leave thee with my parody of a poem.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy Dre's
Did gyre and gimble with the fans
All mimsy were the fangirls,
And the band geeks outgrabe.
"Beware the Beats, my son!
The marketing that bite, the bass that catch!
Beware the SYNCH's, and shun
The rapper endorsed bandersnatch!"
I took my vorpal Toxics in hand:
Long time the manxome troll I sought --
So he rested by the headphone forum
And stood awhile while trooling.
And, as in uffish thought he wondered,
The fan trool, with eyes of dis-information,
Came whiffling through the forum wood,
And screamed Toxic blast as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The knowledge of the forum members went snicker-back!
We left it with new knowledge about Toxic Cables, in its head
HE went calumphing back to Amazon.
"And, has thou defeated the troll?
Come to my arms, my champions
O frabjous day! Beats-away!
We chortled in the joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy Dre's
Did gyre and gimble with the fans
All mimsy were the fangirls,
And the band geeks outgrabe.
-Parody of "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll written in 1871-
And so, I say adieu! I leave you with my bamboo and water. For all who come. For, I am but a simple Panda, on my journey through the planes of Head-Fi, searching for my simple nirvana.