thou art a proficient
master wordsmith with a
grand and extensive
vocabulary that distims the senses and
laughs at the ubiquity of the common wordage that
assails the mundane senses of the humdrum posters that
frequent these hallowed portals of headphonic wisdom.
It is evident that thou art not a pedestrian purveyor of
speculative and hyperbolic prognostications that
invade these threads with monotonous and bilious regularity to
cause the gastric juices to ferment into a squalid and congealed concoction which
has not the slightest probability of performing it's designed and desired function, but
requires copious amounts of antacids and analgesics to counter and thwart it's
resultant banal and debilitating effect on
the poor sentient victim's digestive and mental functions.
I, salute thee, kind Sir, for thy consistent, but, alas futile attempts to
raise the bar of cohesive and intelligent communications here for
the edification and education of the benighted denizens.
Thou dost lead by example, and in this case it is one which is sadly too distant for most here to
cohesively grasp without a pole vault and mental super glue for
which to attain and retain a permanent hold of your atmospheric annunciations.
However, do not thou desist, as surely as pristine rainwater flows downhill, your
soaring intellect will be watered down and mixed with the mud of sub-human reason to
feebly refresh and nourish the ground locked seedlings with snippets of pure intellect amongst the dross.
Perhapa, in future years, some of these weeds will be allowed to send fort a seed of germination to
continue the cycle once again.
Redaction the first.
Alas, and alack, it has perchanced to occur that, in my haste to
inform and educate, that there was a
metaphorical slip betwixt the brain and the keyboard resulting
in these dyslexic digits malfunctioning and forsooth, there appeared in the
text above, the bane of all and sundry, ergo, a
Horror of horrors. Oxford, Funk and Wagnall, Cambridge, Merriam-Webster, Collins, et. al. will be spinning in
their proverbial collective databases and that modern font of
all wisdom - Wikipedia - has reliable informed my abberant self that
my most judicious course of action is to go forth post haste to
remedy this grave abuse of the Royal Majesty's native tongue.
Edited by wink - 12/21/13 at 4:15am