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post #7831 of 11505

Superhero September to remember ... G-20 , Saint Pete ;')

 

 

 

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ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”

The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.

“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about ***** Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”

As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.

“If you think I’m the only one who feels this way, you’re kidding yourself,” Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President’s face. “Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you’re a dick.”

Shortly after Mr. Obama’s volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.”

After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home.

post #7832 of 11505
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Originally Posted by wink View Post
 

The panda has been kidnapped by the anime & manga thread. They want a ransom of 3 quailty IEMs or a ripe pineapple to release him.

 

Mr Violin has gone off-tune for the past 3 weeks and 4 days looking for new strings for his bow......

I'll sweeten the deal. 3 awful IEMs from dollarama and 10 unripe pineapples. Even when unripe they taste like virgin tears.

 

He was always off-beat.

 

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Originally Posted by MrEleventy View Post

dt880smile.png You took too long. biggrin.gif You could've been Prof X! Not really a hero but, one of the fathers of heroes!

Yes, the dirty filthy home of the pineapple, the 2nd most offensive word.

I don't need an avatar that would bring my slanty eyes into attention.

 

The good things are always offensive. The pleasureable sensations of defectation and intercourse are some of the most taboo of all words. 

In comparison, Bach ranks among the most pansiest of words.

 

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Originally Posted by Hi-Finthen View Post
 

I wrestle bears.

I'm strangely aroused.

post #7833 of 11505

Aww, that's sooo cuuute! :3

post #7834 of 11505

Koalas have replaced Pandas in this thread.

post #7835 of 11505

Again, I'm strangely aroused.

post #7836 of 11505

Do you need some help from the Powerpuff Girls? We'll be gentle. :D

post #7837 of 11505

Yeah, gentle. You know, like whenever we meet, Mojo.

post #7838 of 11505

Nope, all gone now. Must have just been Joe Pesci.

 

Anyways I have a little makeshift setup with some old gear as I returned the neighbour's router yesterday. Might be a lot of lag so apologies beforehand. Thank goodness for my neighbours though. Somehow they just knew our internet was down...hmm...

 

Speaking of neighbours, anyone have a clue about S.O. and Warren's whereabouts?

post #7839 of 11505

Unfortunately not. I swear, this sheepdog job never ends. Now I've got to get Warren and S.O. back into the herd, too!

 

At least I can fly and shoot lasers out of my eyes and confuse people into wondering now where have I heard that voice before?, and by the time they realize it was Tommy Pickles, it's too late. Back to the herd with ye!

post #7840 of 11505
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Originally Posted by billybob_jcv View Post

Thanks to Wink for breaking up the "serious discussion" - for a minute there, I thought I was in the diary thread...

To Miley Cyrus:

You can take the redneck out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the redneck...


 

lmao who knew you had to dress up to shop at wall mart? ;).

post #7841 of 11505
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Originally Posted by TwinQY View Post

I'll sweeten the deal. 3 awful IEMs from dollarama and 10 unripe pineapples. Even when unripe they taste like virgin tears

We should toss in pineapple's smelly ugly cousin, durian, to make it extra enticing.
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Originally Posted by TwinQY View Post


I'm strangely aroused.
it's all this pineapple talk, I bet.

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Edited by MrEleventy - 9/6/13 at 4:38pm
post #7842 of 11505

I've never been near a durian, which I consider to be a lucky thing.

 

Also, there's this:

 

http://www.kibo.com/kibofood/#DURIANWAFER

post #7843 of 11505
You are indeed lucky. My family loves that stuff, I leave the room when they break that stuff out. Ughhh
post #7844 of 11505

For some reason they're one of the fruits in Super Mario Sunshine that you have to manipulate in various ways to complete side quests and/or advance gameplay.

post #7845 of 11505
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hi-Finthen View Post
 

I wrestle bears.

I'm strangely aroused.

 

-  As "The Pope" says, "Who Am I to judge" ...

 

- " Order "

 

- " Bailiff ,  call order to this Kangaroo Court " ;')

 

 

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