Mmmmmmm. Baaaacon. I wish I had some right now. I actually don't like it crispy but chewy. I had one of those Bacon Wave things for years and loved it, until it melted. I was on Head-Fi at the time, too, so that's kind of a weird coincidence.
I once came across a recipe for a heavenly concoction that was nothing but bacon and cheese and Italian sausage (neither bacon nor cheese, but we'll let it slide), woven together with barbecue sauce and barbecue rub. I just searched and came up with what I think is it:
I'd love to try it, except I might substitute more bacon and cheese for the sausage.
Also, you may have noticed that I'm rather straight laced as well, though I don't get bamboo-zled like Bowei.