Originally Posted by MrViolin
:D ride that around the neighborhood.
Hey, work around with the engine so it can go 40ish mph and I'd drive that around the block. I'd even attach an air horn so I could honk at any lovely ladies I happen to spot.
They probably already think I'm weird in that subdivision, traipsing around in circles for hours and listening to music. I'm naturally splay footed ("duck footed") and tend to let my arms hang down at my sides, and one time some crazy bat told me she thought I was going to kill her because of the way I was walking toward her. All I'd need to do is show up in a souped up Lambo tractor and they'd haul me off. They even have one of those neighborhood watch signs that has a guy on it with a fedora just like mine. The nerve!