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You'd even put pineapple and matcha on pineapple and matcha.
Bach in the same way it went out?
You know what's gonna be the best part? THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN DO ABOUT IT!
The pineapple is the most under-rated mixer for cocktails. Sure, there's always the Chi-Chi, Pina Colada, Lava Flow and Bahama Mama - but it can do sooo much more! Pineapple margaritas, pineapple martinis, or the simple pineapple + tequila on the rocks - they are all excellent. The pineapple is my favorite bromiliad and it is also a very versatile conveyance for the transfer of alcohol to my brain.
Oh, well you're gonna love this then. Next time you're at a watering hole, ask for an Alien Secretion. Chances are they're not gonna know what that is, so here's how to make it:
1. Rocks glass
3. 1 part Midori (or melon liquer)
4. 1 part Malibu (or coconut rum)
5. 1 part pineapple juice
6. 1 little umbrella
You can thank me later.