With Doofus December, you wouldn't have to change your avatar...
(Billy ducks the left hook and walks right into a devastating uppercut)
I had completely forgotten about Doofus December. I guess that makes me the doofus.
I know! Decadent Doofus December! Where we all...okay, there's absolutely nothing we could do with that. But it sounds so ridiculous I wish there was.
When I first looked at that picture I didn't see the middle...uh...item as being an item similar to the ones flanking it. I saw it as a space between the other two...er...items, and being rather the largest such space between said items I had ever seen (from my extensive experience, mind), I looked at it a few times trying to work out what I was seeing. Then Total Recall came up, and it at last made sense.