New FOTM mod: adding a battery to your speaker amp. Then modding a backpack to carry it around as a "portable" rig.
Joking aside...I'm in. :-)
I HAVE FIXED THE HISS!!!
I used this diagram which someone kindly posted previously:
Here is me ghetto rigging it:
I used Dale/Vishay wirewound resistors with 10W heat dissipation. I plan to build a box to house these things so it would be more secure and looks better.
Thanks Armaegis for helping me out!
I can't keep smiling! I'm so happy it actually worked and I don't have to research into getting a different amp!
POWAH!!! *Jeremy Clarkson voice*
Looks like it should...