Here is one for ya...
A Blonde walks into the local salon to get her hair cut.
The stylist says: Miss, You'll have to remove those EarPods for me to cut your hair.
She replies and said: No, If I take them out, I'll die.
He says nonsense, and removes them from her ears. She immediately fell over DEAD!!!
Well 911 was called and they took her away.
The stylist then picked up her iPod and listened...
It was saying: Breath In, Breath Out.