EDIT: BTW, the Burger King King is hellspawn I'm telling you. I can't quite put my finger on it, but when I do it might be too late. So seriously, if you see that guy, just kick him in the nuggets and run. Better safe than sorry. And oh yeah, his Duracell-powered relatives are pretty damn unholy too.
Agreed....if I saw that guy outside my house, well, I don't have a gun....(sheesh, what kind of American am I? lol) but, I do still have an aluminium baseball bat.....so the King is going down!
Right on, get him good enough and he won't know what hit him. Leave the bat, take the cannolis.