That's why I keep saying you've got to come to the States buddy! Cans are cheaper, meets are more frequent, and you've already got friends all over the country here!
Fix that for you.
I can't dance. Which makes it rather curious as to why I listen to as much EDM as I do.
As for pics of Tyll, I think my Photoshop skills will go a lot farther than whatever reality has to offer.