Gotta be honest, part of the only reason I'm thinking of them is because I'm still a bit suspicious and if they are indeed as bad/weird as I suspect I get to put them down/flame them hard. Always looking forward to that.
Yes I'm buying crap to satiate my sick twisted flaming-prone pleasures.
I'd be surprised if you did indeed hate them. They are really good IEMs and are in my top 2 so far. But maybe if you hate IEMs with good sound staging and head staging and prefer extremely intimate sound then I could see them being an issue.