In a not-quite-entirely-frivolous announcement, we're introducing a short pair of RCA cables for stacking our amps and DACs: the Schiit PYST.
Yes, PYST. PYST was the god of drinking in Norse mythology. He’d be much better-known if he wasn’t getting schiit-faced all the time. Or, well, not actually. PYST stands for Put Your Schiit Together.
Schiit SuperHyperUltraGigaTechnology in Every Pair
These cables are made from only the finest 6-nines Unobtanium™ alloy, molecularly assembled in our Alternate Universe™ reality-distortion tesseract field , using a secret geometry reverse-engineered from crashed UFOs, painstakingly smuggled out of Area 51 by deep-cover operatives. Performance is further enhanced by the use of a QuantConnect™ quantum-entangled pair of transmission interfaces, held at absolute zero by our exclusive Stasis Field™ technology. The cables are then wrapped in NanoAeroCap™, a nanotechnology-enabled aerogel anti-capacitance insulation system, featuring Fractal Interleaved Geometry™ to create negative inductance for maximum audio transmission quality.
Or, er, well, again . . . no. These are nice, high-quality cables, with solid, reliable connectors. And they’re short. And not too expensive. That’s it. We hope you like them!