So after a few hours consulting the spirit world I'm feeling both enlightened and disturbed. I've never felt so attuned to both my mortality and my immortality. I've traversed the line between this plane and the next and stared both God and Death in the eyes, never wincing, but never certain. I've smiled on the ephemeral, ethereal, and eternal, and watched as a consciousness flashed into existence and showered me with benediction, and unknowable knowledge.
...and yeah, these aren't haunted.
They may not be haunted, but you certainly are. Ouija boards are not to be messed with, sir