I posted my submission! I bought a pair of $10 headphones from the dollar store, smashed them up with a hammer, used the shards like "sound explosion fragments," and took a pic of my girlfriend screaming. Lol. I apologized for using her as a model, those headphones really did hurt to wear!
I figured "don't listen to plastic" encompasses "plastic headphones sound bad" and "plastic headphones break easy."
As much as I'd love the headphones, I would MOST like the continued opportunity to make ads for V-MODA... then I can buy all the durable hi-fi I want!