Oh I totally agree! Without [random pre-Industrial technology] they would be like everything else, but [random pre-Industrial technology] makes them completely innovative and entirely new and unique!

I can't wait for [insert random new headphone here] to come out! It's got such a shiny headband! But I do wonder about the quality of the plastic and how people will think of me when i'm wearing them. I bet [insert meaningless marketing BS] is going to sound amazing. The [insert random decades old technology] looks awesome!




































