You are a man of the outdoors so you must know how to:Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
Cure a black eye.
Deal with a non understanding and mad gf.
When we talked about pole dancing I decided to research the subject in depth.
I was so engrossed at the educational videos that I didn't notice my gf walked into the room.
I got a black eye and she kicked me out so I sleep in the garden now underneath the locus trees!
If that wasn't enough, the cat was so happy to see me lying on the ground she started climbing up the trees, jumping form one to the other and miaouing all night long!
I gave up at 4:30 and got to work.
Worst still I am still banned from the house.
Could you please have a word with her and explain that this is one of the new Olympic Games?
If she says anything about the girls I was watching been naked, just ignore it.
Also do tell Glenn not to laugh too much because he's next in her list........