Originally Posted by Magick Man
That's not bad, faking my own death, but I'm afraid I'd come back and she'd already have someone moved in to take my place, that could be awkward.
She's not extremely sentimental, she may not grieve for more than a couple days, 3 tops.
Oh, well in that case I've got three easy steps:
Step 1: Learn to fly an airplane.
Step 2: Complete Reese Bobby's advanced driving school.
Step 3: Rent this ugly mother:
Use the above mentioned ugly mother, plus the "go fast" talent you've picked up from Reese Bobby's advanced driving school, and I figure you'll have ~30 hours in Scotland plus the ~12 hours of travel time to conduct whatever ritual
business you've got to conduct. I'd also suggest fueling this rampage with a few gallons of 5 Hour Energy, Red Bull, and No-Doz.
If you need additional ground time, and expect to cover reasonably large distances on the ground, I would bring the Ford GT for transit to and from your business and the mothership, I would suggest maximum boost.
So you'll have roughly 42 hours to complete this entire fiesta; out of a total of 72 hours. So as long as the time you spend chained to a chair for violating FAA regulations on the return trip is <30 hours, I think you'll be okay.