Oh, pick up lines!
"I just bought a sampler pack of tips. Let's say you and I try every one of these and see which one gives the best, you know, fit."
"I can't wait to take you home and try all kinds of positions on you: hanging down, over the ear, channels swapped. And then try them all over again. 'Cause that's just how I do."
"Let's go and roll these pads. And then when I find the right angle, your drivers are gonna sing like they've never sung before. For real, it'll sound like you're behind me sometimes."
"You know, in a box on my nightstand I have some stranded SPC. Let's see if what they say about skin effect is true."
"I find that open-back get-up of yours to be very...exciting. The thing is, I'd rather not be seen in public with you, but I think you'd do really well in my listening room. And it's soundproof."
"What I really want to find out is how you'd feel on my ears after about 4 hours." (Man, someone should actually use that one...)