Just realized that the weight of the LCD-3F's no longer bothers me. Found that I hadn't cursed about these things flattening my head for a while!
Also there is the side benefit that the LCD's motivate me to get my hair cut more often so I don't end up as a bad a case of "headphone hair" after a good listening session.
There's actually a t-shirt in there somewhere, maybe a picture of someone's ear and their hair all pressed down around it with some pithy saying like "Hair by Audeze" or "Go big or go home". Any better ideas?